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As I lay in bed last night having played Ikaruga some time earlier, I thought about why quality games like that aren’t seen in the all-formats charts. Then I remembered that in general, the games buying public is stupid.
There is no finer an example than Enter the Matrix.
Some say it’s great, some say it’s crap, but no matter your opinion, the game is currently flying off the shelves and will sit proudly atop the charts for some considerable time no doubt.
But the common consensus is that the game is poor (I don’t know about you, but no reviews available before launch smelt pretty fishy to me), so why is it number 1? Hype and the gullibility of blinded mass-market zealots are the number one suspects.
I’m looking forward to Terminator 3: Rise of the Machines as I’m a big fan of the series and of the Austrian Oak himself, but will I buy the game if it looks crap? No, no I won’t. So why so many people are buying a crap game baffles me.
-“But it’s the Matrix, you can do kung fu.” Never heard of Street Fighter or its modern successors?
-“There’s two cool characters whose levels intertwine with the film.” So, two uninteresting characters adding depth to a highly overrated film, big deal.
-“You can do hacking.” So, buy a crummy flat and a load of computer equipment and try the real thing.
-“It’s fun.” So is Zelda: The Wind Waker, so is Ico, so is Rez. They are fun beyond belief, but did they sell shed load of copies? Nope.
-“It’s cool.” The killer line. What does “cool” have to do with the quality of the game? Absolutely nothing, it’s the thing most people are influenced by. It’s definitely *not* cool. In fact, it’s so bad I’d call it uncool.
In the end, the mass buying of a poor product like Enter the Matrix will ruin the games industry. Think of it; you have enough money for one game. You browse the shelves and see two games: Enter the Matrix and SOS: The Final Escape on PS2.
Which do you choose, the hyped up film conversion that relies on the movie to influence geeky zealots, or a highly original, though pretty much unheard of title?
It seems the majority like their healthy dose of mass-market mediocrity and are willing to ignore little gaming gems.
The problem with this is money. Eventually, smaller games companies *will* go out of business because of this sort of ignorant buying. It has already happened with a number of veteran games companies, and will happen more and more when people favour games like Enter the Matrix over better, more original games. Just by the fact that Nintendo, undoubtedly the greatest developer, is struggling proves that the majority of gamers don’t favour great games but mass-market rubbish instead.
The success of Enter the Matrix will also prove that instead of spending time and huge effort in creating an amazing piece of software, games companies can just get a movie license and churn out a poor rushed game to coincide with the film’s release and that will sell due to the name of the movie alone. This will happen more and more leading to plenty more mediocrity instead of well-made titles.
At the end of the day, you’re not just going to ruin the games industry for yourselves, but you’ll ruin it for me too, someone who doesn’t buy into the hype of your Enter the Matrix, FIFA or Lord of the Rings cash-ins, someone who favours SOS: The Final Escape over generic shallow crap pumped out for healthy profit. But that’s the way the games industry will go.
I can just imagine the games industry in 5 years time, with the charts filled up with crap sequels and movie tie-ins, and no Nintendo or other sparks of flair or originality to be seen, still, if that’s the way you want it. In 5 years time when you realise the poor state of the industry, just remember that it was the success of Enter the Matrix that planted the seeds of mediocrity and that whoever was foolish enough to buy it was partly responsible.
*slow hand clap for blinded zealots*
Enjoy playing Enter the Matrix, and enjoy the downward spiral in quality it represents.
There is no finer an example than Enter the Matrix.
Some say it’s great, some say it’s crap, but no matter your opinion, the game is currently flying off the shelves and will sit proudly atop the charts for some considerable time no doubt.
But the common consensus is that the game is poor (I don’t know about you, but no reviews available before launch smelt pretty fishy to me), so why is it number 1? Hype and the gullibility of blinded mass-market zealots are the number one suspects.
I’m looking forward to Terminator 3: Rise of the Machines as I’m a big fan of the series and of the Austrian Oak himself, but will I buy the game if it looks crap? No, no I won’t. So why so many people are buying a crap game baffles me.
-“But it’s the Matrix, you can do kung fu.” Never heard of Street Fighter or its modern successors?
-“There’s two cool characters whose levels intertwine with the film.” So, two uninteresting characters adding depth to a highly overrated film, big deal.
-“You can do hacking.” So, buy a crummy flat and a load of computer equipment and try the real thing.
-“It’s fun.” So is Zelda: The Wind Waker, so is Ico, so is Rez. They are fun beyond belief, but did they sell shed load of copies? Nope.
-“It’s cool.” The killer line. What does “cool” have to do with the quality of the game? Absolutely nothing, it’s the thing most people are influenced by. It’s definitely *not* cool. In fact, it’s so bad I’d call it uncool.
In the end, the mass buying of a poor product like Enter the Matrix will ruin the games industry. Think of it; you have enough money for one game. You browse the shelves and see two games: Enter the Matrix and SOS: The Final Escape on PS2.
Which do you choose, the hyped up film conversion that relies on the movie to influence geeky zealots, or a highly original, though pretty much unheard of title?
It seems the majority like their healthy dose of mass-market mediocrity and are willing to ignore little gaming gems.
The problem with this is money. Eventually, smaller games companies *will* go out of business because of this sort of ignorant buying. It has already happened with a number of veteran games companies, and will happen more and more when people favour games like Enter the Matrix over better, more original games. Just by the fact that Nintendo, undoubtedly the greatest developer, is struggling proves that the majority of gamers don’t favour great games but mass-market rubbish instead.
The success of Enter the Matrix will also prove that instead of spending time and huge effort in creating an amazing piece of software, games companies can just get a movie license and churn out a poor rushed game to coincide with the film’s release and that will sell due to the name of the movie alone. This will happen more and more leading to plenty more mediocrity instead of well-made titles.
At the end of the day, you’re not just going to ruin the games industry for yourselves, but you’ll ruin it for me too, someone who doesn’t buy into the hype of your Enter the Matrix, FIFA or Lord of the Rings cash-ins, someone who favours SOS: The Final Escape over generic shallow crap pumped out for healthy profit. But that’s the way the games industry will go.
I can just imagine the games industry in 5 years time, with the charts filled up with crap sequels and movie tie-ins, and no Nintendo or other sparks of flair or originality to be seen, still, if that’s the way you want it. In 5 years time when you realise the poor state of the industry, just remember that it was the success of Enter the Matrix that planted the seeds of mediocrity and that whoever was foolish enough to buy it was partly responsible.
*slow hand clap for blinded zealots*
Enjoy playing Enter the Matrix, and enjoy the downward spiral in quality it represents.
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Goatboy wrote:
> Now run along and roll that monkeys balls
If you was being serious, you are dead to me.
If you wasn't, then t'was funny.
> Now run along and roll that monkeys balls
If you was being serious, you are dead to me.
If you wasn't, then t'was funny.
Well Totoro, all I can say is that you've pretty much said what I have thought for a while now.
;)
;)
Muuuuh, this topic is turning into another 'this game rules/no it doesn't' thread. I just object to being called foolish for buying a game I enjoy, just because someone else doesn't like it.
And Rez was crap, even shorter then Enter the Matrix.
And Rez was crap, even shorter then Enter the Matrix.
Goatboy wrote:
> Which means this game is too clever for you.
That's hilarious.
You call smashing random buttons everytime someone attacks you clever?
The driving sections are the ingenius bits, the cars handle so well. Oh and the variety of the levels is just amazing. Anyone who says it's a rushed game obviously hasn't played it, I mean, it's gotta be one of the smartest most enjoyable games ever.
Not a cashin or rushed out in the slightest.
> Which means this game is too clever for you.
That's hilarious.
You call smashing random buttons everytime someone attacks you clever?
The driving sections are the ingenius bits, the cars handle so well. Oh and the variety of the levels is just amazing. Anyone who says it's a rushed game obviously hasn't played it, I mean, it's gotta be one of the smartest most enjoyable games ever.
Not a cashin or rushed out in the slightest.
*defends masculinity* No. I like women and beer and football and fighting outside the Gene Harlow.
In terms of gameplay, ETM is completely and utterly average. It's not smooth to control, it's fidgety and gets annoying.
But this mediocrity is overshadowed by the 'slow-mo' effect, which is good, admittedly, but it's just another way of pulling that evil veil of lies over your eyes to distract you from its absolute, average level of gaming.
Chuck in Matrix characters, the familiar music and sound effects, and you got a game that makes you think you're playing a good game, when actually, compared to other games' level of gameplay, is very, very average.
There are glitches everywhere. Levels get repetitive. The whole game gets repetitive, except for the odd driving level, or squiddy-shooting bit.
In a word: average.
It's just for people who want to kung-fu in slow motion, regardless of how poorly it plays.
But this mediocrity is overshadowed by the 'slow-mo' effect, which is good, admittedly, but it's just another way of pulling that evil veil of lies over your eyes to distract you from its absolute, average level of gaming.
Chuck in Matrix characters, the familiar music and sound effects, and you got a game that makes you think you're playing a good game, when actually, compared to other games' level of gameplay, is very, very average.
There are glitches everywhere. Levels get repetitive. The whole game gets repetitive, except for the odd driving level, or squiddy-shooting bit.
In a word: average.
It's just for people who want to kung-fu in slow motion, regardless of how poorly it plays.
Max Payne didnt have lesbian kissing in though.
Wot, you prefer men or sumfing?
Wot, you prefer men or sumfing?
Nothing to do with marketing or hype - I played this game and got bored with it. It was easy and repetitive. And samey - very samey. Preferred Max Payne.
Enter The Matrix is the best game ever created.
Why?
Kung-fu.Slow motion kung fu. Coolest of the cool.
Guns. Lots of guns.
Vampires. That you kill in slow-motion.
FMV from the film
Agent Smiths chasing you
Monica Belluci & Jada Pinket snogging each other. Twice. That's right kids, lesbians.
LESBIANS, KUNG FU, GUNS AND AGENT SMITH
See, you Ninties would like it if you weren't simple folk. Like Hobbits, but stupid.
And for this whole "I buy unknown games so that makes me, like, so cool"?
Bwahahahahahaha
At the end of the day, even if you were a vampire lesbian kung-fu kicking Agent Smith - you're still a Ninty.
Which means this game is too clever for you.
Now run along and roll that monkeys balls
Why?
Kung-fu.Slow motion kung fu. Coolest of the cool.
Guns. Lots of guns.
Vampires. That you kill in slow-motion.
FMV from the film
Agent Smiths chasing you
Monica Belluci & Jada Pinket snogging each other. Twice. That's right kids, lesbians.
LESBIANS, KUNG FU, GUNS AND AGENT SMITH
See, you Ninties would like it if you weren't simple folk. Like Hobbits, but stupid.
And for this whole "I buy unknown games so that makes me, like, so cool"?
Bwahahahahahaha
At the end of the day, even if you were a vampire lesbian kung-fu kicking Agent Smith - you're still a Ninty.
Which means this game is too clever for you.
Now run along and roll that monkeys balls
phuzzy wrote:
> RM18 wrote:
> but they ran out of time, what with
> having to co-incide with the films release etc
>
> If they had only left it a *bit* longer. I thought the Wachowski's
> would, being perfectionists and all.
Undoubtedly overruled by the marketing men on this one, but if you think about it it couldn't have been released at any other time.
> RM18 wrote:
> but they ran out of time, what with
> having to co-incide with the films release etc
>
> If they had only left it a *bit* longer. I thought the Wachowski's
> would, being perfectionists and all.
Undoubtedly overruled by the marketing men on this one, but if you think about it it couldn't have been released at any other time.
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