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"The Secret Life of Bonus"

Welcome! This is the one time only, extravaganza of a life time.....BONUS! As a long time member of the forum Bonus has become known as the tech guru around here. This conversation between me and him on MSN brings some issues he has to light and also shows us that he is a very lucky person......however living in Scotland is pretty damn unlucky :P Anyway, I will shut up now, ENJOY!

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Bonus says:
It didn't come

MJ-when life gets you down.....let it get you down, don't fight whats already been determined says:
GTA3????

Bonus says:
Yep

MJ-when life gets you down.....let it get you down, don't fight whats already been determined says:
I don't have a Ps2...feel lucky

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Damn I love this song!

MJ-when life gets you down.....let it get you down, don't fight whats already been determined says:
One of my own ones

MJ-when life gets you down.....let it get you down, don't fight whats already been determined says:
Made it on Ibiza Ejay

Bonus says: :)

MJ-when life gets you down.....let it get you down, don't fight whats already been determined says:
That was class

MJ-when life gets you down.....let it get you down, don't fight whats already been determined says: :P

MJ-when life gets you down.....let it get you down, don't fight whats already been determined says:
Have you ever played Clive Barkers Undying????

Bonus says:
Nope, good?

MJ-when life gets you down.....let it get you down, don't fight whats already been determined says:
YES

MJ-when life gets you down.....let it get you down, don't fight whats already been determined says:
Very

MJ-when life gets you down.....let it get you down, don't fight whats already been determined says:
I love the damn game

MJ-when life gets you down.....let it get you down, don't fight whats already been determined says:
Scares the living daylights out of me though

MJ-when life gets you down.....let it get you down, don't fight whats already been determined says:
I can see how it got the 18 certificate

MJ-when life gets you down.....let it get you down, don't fight whats already been determined says:
Plays with your mind

Bonus says:
From what people are saying about GTA3, it probably should never have been released

MJ-when life gets you down.....let it get you down, don't fight whats already been determined says:
Hehe

MJ-when life gets you down.....let it get you down, don't fight whats already been determined says:
I saw all that

MJ-when life gets you down.....let it get you down, don't fight whats already been determined says:
Lovely jubbely

MJ-when life gets you down.....let it get you down, don't fight whats already been determined says:
I better get my mate to buy it before its banned

Bonus says:
Drive-by shhoting, and mugging old ladies

MJ-when life gets you down.....let it get you down, don't fight whats already been determined says:
Hehe

MJ-when life gets you down.....let it get you down, don't fight whats already been determined says:
Wonderful

MJ-when life gets you down.....let it get you down, don't fight whats already been determined says:
Sounds quite fun actuallu

MJ-when life gets you down.....let it get you down, don't fight whats already been determined says:
Be a change to be able to do it form the confort of my bedroom

MJ-when life gets you down.....let it get you down, don't fight whats already been determined says: :D

Bonus says:
Yeah, no going out and getting caught by the real cops anymore

MJ-when life gets you down.....let it get you down, don't fight whats already been determined says:
Yep, nice and easy

Bonus says:
God, I'm bored........................................

MJ-when life gets you down.....let it get you down, don't fight whats already been determined says:
Really?

MJ-when life gets you down.....let it get you down, don't fight whats already been determined says:
I am fine

MJ-when life gets you down.....let it get you down, don't fight whats already been determined says:
I would rather stay here than do my paper round

MJ-when life gets you down.....let it get you down, don't fight whats already been determined says:
I could of course

MJ-when life gets you down.....let it get you down, don't fight whats already been determined says:
Make a new song

MJ-when life gets you down.....let it get you down, don't fight whats already been determined says:
PLay Clive Barkers Undying

MJ-when life gets you down.....let it get you down, don't fight whats already been determined says:
PLay Tactical Ops

MJ-when life gets you down.....let it get you down, don't fight whats already been determined says:
Anyting

Bonus says:
I'm going to uni to hand in my essay soon.

MJ-when life gets you down.....let it get you down, don't fight whats already been determined says:
Heh

MJ-when life gets you down.....let it get you down, don't fight whats already been determined says:
Interesting

MJ-when life gets you down.....let it get you down, don't fight whats already been determined says: :P

Bonus says:
and then I'm going to the pub................

MJ-when life gets you down.....let it get you down, don't fight whats already been determined says:
Sounds alright to me

MJ-when life gets you down.....let it get you down, don't fight whats already been determined says: :D

Bonus says:
to drown my GTA3 sorrows

MJ-when life gets you down.....let it get you down, don't fight whats already been determined says:
Heh

Bonus says:
and play the PS2 against my mates in a drunken stupor

MJ-when life gets you down.....let it get you down, don't fight whats already been determined says:
Hehe

MJ-when life gets you down.....let it get you down, don't fight whats already been determined says:
My kind of day

MJ-when life gets you down.....let it get you down, don't fight whats already been determined says:
If only

MJ-when life gets you down.....let it get you down, don't fight whats already been determined says: :S

Bonus says:
Sony put a free PS2 in the uni students union for us layabouts to play

MJ-when life gets you down.....let it get you down, don't fight whats already been determined says:
No fair.....

MJ-when life gets you down.....let it get you down, don't fight whats already been determined says:
At my school we do happen to have a playstation though

MJ-when life gets you down.....let it get you down, don't fight whats already been determined says:
But of course.......thats the sixth formers

Bonus says:
Ahhh, see, this is right at the side of the bar, you sit and play, drinks on the provided table, and when you need another, you lean to the right, and there's the bar

MJ-when life gets you down.....let it get you down, don't fight whats already been determined says:
heh

MJ-when life gets you down.....let it get you down, don't fight whats already been determined says:
Cool

MJ-when life gets you down.....let it get you down, don't fight whats already been determined says:
How I wish I wasn't a boring old 15 year old who sits playing on his PC all day

Bonus says:
You surely can't wish you were a 19 year old computer games tech student, who has a students union with a free play PS2?????

MJ-when life gets you down.....let it get you down, don't fight whats already been determined says:
Definately not...........

MJ-when life gets you down.....let it get you down, don't fight whats already been determined says:
YOu have my life you muppet

MJ-when life gets you down.....let it get you down, don't fight whats already been determined says:
I want that!

MJ-when life gets you down.....let it get you down, don't fight whats already been determined says:
However

MJ-when life gets you down.....let it get you down, don't fight whats already been determined says:
I don't want to be in scotland

MJ-when life gets you down.....let it get you down, don't fight whats already been determined says:
I do want the rest f it though

Bonus says:
Well, you can feck of then

MJ-when life gets you down.....let it get you down, don't fight whats already been determined says:
Heh

MJ-when life gets you down.....let it get you down, don't fight whats already been determined says:
I am half scottish actually

MJ-when life gets you down.....let it get you down, don't fight whats already been determined says:
My mum is scottish

Bonus says:
yet, you would rather stay in the s**te hole that is England??????

MJ-when life gets you down.....let it get you down, don't fight whats already been determined says:
Yep

MJ-when life gets you down.....let it get you down, don't fight whats already been determined says:
I happen to live in London

Bonus says:
And that makes it better??? Do you have a virtual entertainment and video games research facility????

MJ-when life gets you down.....let it get you down, don't fight whats already been determined says:
Hmmm

Bonus says:
Well do you???

MJ-when life gets you down.....let it get you down, don't fight whats already been determined says:
Certainyl do my friend

Bonus says:
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

MJ-when life gets you down.....let it get you down, don't fight whats already been determined says: :D

Bonus says:
YOU DON'T!!!!!!1

MJ-when life gets you down.....let it get you down, don't fight whats already been determined says:
You seem to be doing what I want to do

MJ-when life gets you down.....let it get you down, don't fight whats already been determined says:
Living the life I want

MJ-when life gets you down.....let it get you down, don't fight whats already been determined says:
DAMN YOU!

Bonus says:
The only one in Europe just happens to be at the Uni I'm at

MJ-when life gets you down.....let it get you down, don't fight whats already been determined says:
Seriously???

MJ-when life gets you down.....let it get you down, don't fight whats already been determined says:
Feck

MJ-when life gets you down.....let it get you down, don't fight whats already been determined says:
I need to go there

Bonus says:
As is the only Computer Games Tech course in Europe, funnily enough

MJ-when life gets you down.....let it get you down, don't fight whats already been determined says:
Thats very unfair

MJ-when life gets you down.....let it get you down, don't fight whats already been determined says:
I want that

Bonus says:
I've got it

MJ-when life gets you down.....let it get you down, don't fight whats already been determined says: :(

Bonus says:
But not GTA3 though, even though it was made just down the road..........................

MJ-when life gets you down.....let it get you down, don't fight whats already been determined says:
WTF????

Bonus says:
GTA3, created and written by DMA design, in dundee...................

MJ-when life gets you down.....let it get you down, don't fight whats already been determined says:
F00k yoo

MJ-when life gets you down.....let it get you down, don't fight whats already been determined says: :)

Bonus says:
GTA1 even has some of Dundee's area names in it

MJ-when life gets you down.....let it get you down, don't fight whats already been determined says:
Damn again

MJ-when life gets you down.....let it get you down, don't fight whats already been determined says:
Give me your address

Bonus says:
NO!!!!!!

MJ-when life gets you down.....let it get you down, don't fight whats already been determined says:
I am coming to live with you

Bonus says::D

Bonus says:
We were like the second place in Britain to get cable modems too

MJ-when life gets you down.....let it get you down, don't fight whats already been determined says:
Second too???

Bonus says:
One of the pilot regions

Bonus says:
Second to Manchester I think

MJ-when life gets you down.....let it get you down, don't fight whats already been determined says:
Weird

MJ-when life gets you down.....let it get you down, don't fight whats already been determined says:
I think that London should have got them first

Bonus says:
Why, so all you b**ches can moan when a pilot programme has problems???

MJ-when life gets you down.....let it get you down, don't fight whats already been determined says:
Yep

MJ-when life gets you down.....let it get you down, don't fight whats already been determined says:
Exactly

Bonus says:
MY PS2 looks lonely, it wants to commit a crime

Bonus says:
Poor PS2

MJ-when life gets you down.....let it get you down, don't fight whats already been determined says:
Heh

MJ-when life gets you down.....let it get you down, don't fight whats already been determined says:
My PC is getting ready to be scared.......literally

MJ-when life gets you down.....let it get you down, don't fight whats already been determined says:
I am only going to play Clive BArkers Undying seeing as it is daylight still

MJ-when life gets you down.....let it get you down, don't fight whats already been determined says: :)

Bonus says: :D

MJ-when life gets you down.....let it get you down, don't fight whats already been determined says:
Its really scary though...I haven't ever been scared of a game

MJ-when life gets you down.....let it get you down, don't fight whats already been determined says:
And so I shouldn't have been

MJ-when life gets you down.....let it get you down, don't fight whats already been determined says:
But this game is just freaky

Bonus says:
Awwww, poor MJ, you should listen to the age ratings, you have a fragile little mind (and your part English).

MJ-when life gets you down.....let it get you down, don't fight whats already been determined says:
Heh

MJ-when life gets you down.....let it get you down, don't fight whats already been determined says:
This is the only game I have ever though should be an 18

MJ-when life gets you down.....let it get you down, don't fight whats already been determined says:
Still a great game though

MJ-when life gets you down.....let it get you down, don't fight whats already been determined says:
You should buy it

Bonus says:
GTA shouldn't be an 18???

MJ-when life gets you down.....let it get you down, don't fight whats already been determined says:
Nah

MJ-when life gets you down.....let it get you down, don't fight whats already been determined says:
Well it obviously should be

MJ-when life gets you down.....let it get you down, don't fight whats already been determined says:
BUt I don't feel that it could disturb anyone

MJ-when life gets you down.....let it get you down, don't fight whats already been determined says:
This game o the other hand could seriously freak a young child out

MJ-when life gets you down.....let it get you down, don't fight whats already been determined says:
If it can scare me it means its scary

Bonus says:
hence the fact that you are shaking and sweating, and are now afraid if the dark

MJ-when life gets you down.....let it get you down, don't fight whats already been determined says:
I mean I have seen The antiques roadshow without getting scared....bow down and wotship me

Bonus says:
You watch the Antiques Roadshow??? LOL, English people are Posh!

MJ-when life gets you down.....let it get you down, don't fight whats already been determined says:
I am joking mate

MJ-when life gets you down.....let it get you down, don't fight whats already been determined says:
I am definately not posh

Bonus says:
Yeah, yeah, tell yourself that enough and you'll believe it someday

MJ-when life gets you down.....let it get you down, don't fight whats already been determined says:
f00k off y00

MJ-when life gets you down.....let it get you down, don't fight whats already been determined says: :)

Bonus says:
All English people areposh, just look at POSH spice and her hopeless husband, and Hugh Grant, of course

MJ-when life gets you down.....let it get you down, don't fight whats already been determined says:
Heh

MJ-when life gets you down.....let it get you down, don't fight whats already been determined says:
Ah well....I see your off into taking the p**s out of the english...however you are too much of a p*^sy to be any good at TO

Bonus says:
heh, I could kick your *ss in real life though..........

MJ-when life gets you down.....let it get you down, don't fight whats already been determined says:
Heh

MJ-when life gets you down.....let it get you down, don't fight whats already been determined says:
Come and try it

MJ-when life gets you down.....let it get you down, don't fight whats already been determined says:

Bonus says:
Don't want to risk infection.............

Bonus says:
Musn't catch the Posh disease

MJ-when life gets you down.....let it get you down, don't fight whats already been determined says:
Damn you

MJ-when life gets you down.....let it get you down, don't fight whats already been determined says:
Anyways mate

MJ-when life gets you down.....let it get you down, don't fight whats already been determined says:
I am off to play on Undying

Bonus says:
Ah well, make sure you fasten the nappy properly, you don;t want to have another embarrasing acident

MJ-when life gets you down.....let it get you down, don't fight whats already been determined says:
Ha ha....very funny

MJ-when life gets you down.....let it get you down, don't fight whats already been determined says:
Yoiu know what

MJ-when life gets you down.....let it get you down, don't fight whats already been determined says:
I may post this on SR

MJ-when life gets you down.....let it get you down, don't fight whats already been determined says:
Cut the swearing out

Bonus says:
What? The fact I'm a cheeky castard???

MJ-when life gets you down.....let it get you down, don't fight whats already been determined says:
Yep

MJ-when life gets you down.....let it get you down, don't fight whats already been determined says:
The fact that you hate all english people

Bonus says: :)

MJ-when life gets you down.....let it get you down, don't fight whats already been determined says:
Mind you

Bonus says:
They know that anyway

MJ-when life gets you down.....let it get you down, don't fight whats already been determined says:
I am sure some people will back you up

MJ-when life gets you down.....let it get you down, don't fight whats already been determined says: :(

MJ-when life gets you down.....let it get you down, don't fight whats already been determined says:
I know they do

MJ-when life gets you down.....let it get you down, don't fight whats already been determined says:
I won't actually

Bonus says:
Me and Game have been there done that, and I win all the time

MJ-when life gets you down.....let it get you down, don't fight whats already been determined says:
No one will read it

Bonus says:
You should, it'd be funny

MJ-when life gets you down.....let it get you down, don't fight whats already been determined says:
Too long

MJ-when life gets you down.....let it get you down, don't fight whats already been determined says:
Shoukld I???

Bonus says:
Game will read it

MJ-when life gets you down.....let it get you down, don't fight whats already been determined says:
Alright I will

Bonus says:
It will be fun, more wars for me to assasinate the scum

MJ-when life gets you down.....let it get you down, don't fight whats already been determined says:
I will cut all of this c**p off the end?????

Bonus says:
if you want

Bonus says: :)

MJ-when life gets you down.....let it get you down, don't fight whats already been determined says:
Or should I leave it???

Bonus says:
up to you

MJ-when life gets you down.....let it get you down, don't fight whats already been determined says:
I will leave it

Bonus says::D

MJ-when life gets you down.....let it get you down, don't fight whats already been determined says:
Better make sure all the swear words are cencored though

MJ-when life gets you down.....let it get you down, don't fight whats already been determined says:
Or I am in deep dog doo

MJ-when life gets you down.....let it get you down, don't fight whats already been determined says: ((^) makes a birthday cake on the new messenger for all the uninformed)

MJ-when life gets you down.....let it get you down, don't fight whats already been determined says:
Hey its my birthday

Bonus says:
today??

MJ-when life gets you down.....let it get you down, don't fight whats already been determined says:
Nope

MJ-when life gets you down.....let it get you down, don't fight whats already been determined says:
You obviously don't have the new messenger

MJ-when life gets you down.....let it get you down, don't fight whats already been determined says:
( ^ ) no spaces makes a birthday cake

Bonus says:
I DONT WANT The NEW MESSANGER!!!!!!!!

MJ-when life gets you down.....let it get you down, don't fight whats already been determined says:
Honestly

Bonus says: :)

MJ-when life gets you down.....let it get you down, don't fight whats already been determined says:
YOu can get it from MSN

MJ-when life gets you down.....let it get you down, don't fight whats already been determined says:
http://www.msn.com

Bonus says:
ITS B*ll*cks!!!!!!!

MJ-when life gets you down.....let it get you down, don't fight whats already been determined says:
Uninstall this and get it..its official

Bonus says:
I don't care, it;s c**p!!!!!1

MJ-when life gets you down.....let it get you down, don't fight whats already been determined says:
Ah well

MJ-when life gets you down.....let it get you down, don't fight whats already been determined says:
Suit yourself

MJ-when life gets you down.....let it get you down, don't fight whats already been determined says:
I am used to it now

Bonus says: :P

MJ-when life gets you down.....let it get you down, don't fight whats already been determined says:
I am off to post this now

MJ-when life gets you down.....let it get you down, don't fight whats already been determined says: :)

Bonus says:
It's because your posh!!!

MJ-when life gets you down.....let it get you down, don't fight whats already been determined says:
Better cut the swearing out well

MJ-when life gets you down.....let it get you down, don't fight whats already been determined says:
If i get banned

MJ-when life gets you down.....let it get you down, don't fight whats already been determined says:
Wish me well

Bonus says:
Ok, I wish you well :)

MJ-when life gets you down.....let it get you down, don't fight whats already been determined says:
Heh

MJ-when life gets you down.....let it get you down, don't fight whats already been determined says:
Filter should sort it out anyways

MJ-when life gets you down.....let it get you down, don't fight whats already been determined says:
Mind you, thats c**p as well

MJ-when life gets you down.....let it get you down, don't fight whats already been determined says: :D

Bonus says:
aha, and you'll be banned, because of me

MJ-when life gets you down.....let it get you down, don't fight whats already been determined says:
Hehe

MJ-when life gets you down.....let it get you down, don't fight whats already been determined says:
Ah well

MJ-when life gets you down.....let it get you down, don't fight whats already been determined says:
I will be back anyways

Bonus says:
ok, I may be away to uni by that time though............

Bonus says:
I'm meeting my mate at 12

MJ-when life gets you down.....let it get you down, don't fight whats already been determined says:
K then

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Hope you enjoyed reading it, those of you who didn't fall asleep. Hope this has enabled some of you too gain a deeper insight into the way the one we all know as Bruce works.

MJ

p.s If any swearing got through unfiltered or censored I apologise.

Gail Porter is Scottish?!

*...rips poster of bedroom wall...*

MJswerve wrote:
Name on successful
> scottish person Bruce.......I bet you can't :D



Rod Stewart, Travis, Garbage, Del Amitri, Madonna (Scotish resident :D), The Proclaimers, Texas, Dougray Scott, Ewan McGregor, Shaun Connery, Kenny Dlagliesh, Gordon Strachan, Alex Ferguson, Liz McColgan, William Wallace and Robert the Bruce (Bannockburn, remember?? :D), Ally McCoist, George Graham, Joe Jordan, Gail Proter, the guys who made GTA3, the guys who made Lemmings (same as the guys who made GTA3, btw :D).

That'll do for now, anyway.

He'll just maon about the makers of the TV and the Penecillin...

But... the Scottish gits nicked the blueprints for the television from the English... those criminal gits!

And as for penecillin, that's English too!

I know my history, and people who wear skirts, pull moonies and eat that crap they call haggis can't have been clever enough to have invented anything like that!

The only famous Scottish person is Ally McCoist... and Gordon Strachan... and Travis... but that's it!

All the rest are rip-offs of English heroes?

Have you seen David McBeckham? - True! Those snidey buggers!

Are you trying to say that all English people are gay morris dancers? Because if you are I suggets you look in the mirror Bruce :-D

MJ

Shake that ankle, ring that bell!!!!

*Ding-a-Ling*

Could be worse, we could be Morris Dancers.

Morris Dancing - the epitome of Posh English Campness........

:D

The Game wrote:
> You're a rock star? LOL!

Imagine that, a Scottish musician... What? You have
> electric Bagpipes?

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Electric bagpipes??? Heh, nice one Game. Name on successful scottish person Bruce.......I bet you can't :D

Knowing you, you will name about 5000

MJ

You're a rock star? LOL!

Imagine that, a Scottish musician... What? You have electric Bagpipes?

Ha!

I am a rock star............

I am the Tarrant wrote:
> hmmm... fascinating is NOT the word

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Did I say it would be fascinating? No I think not! Just because its not interesting to you doesn't mean its not for some of us.....i.e Game :-D

It was mainly posted for your benefit Game so I am glad you liked my comment on the not being in Scotland thing :P

I think your right about living there messing him up....I mean hes probably not even in Uni....more like Playschool if he doesn't know what the Gekko processor is :-D

Chris- I know there is nothing new there......:)

Slaveunit- Do you really think I would sink so low as too post it just for my word count?........of course I would *did I just type that? :-D* I know I can type many words anyway...look at my Quiksilver account for proof.

MJ