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"Damn Dirty SR In Stock "YES""

Grand Theft Auto 3.

Gamespot give it 9.6 and other sites give it big.
I am most interested in it, so I check the stock and a big YES, so I trundle off down to Sawbo and "It's not out until tomorrow".

I stamped my feet and cried like a girl, but they just sniggered into their hands and made me go away.

Curses, I dont wants to wait for official launch day, I want (possibly law-breaking) it today.
Bah to obeying trade regulations, go on, break it just once for me.

I'd be, like, grateful or something.
Now I have to wait another day to get it.

*waaaaaaaah no fair*

Tony wrote:
> I'm too old for a bang!

Good job you've got a Daughter to give you some more children then... :-DDDDD

i got loads of games 2-3 days early when i resevered them from SR. i got black and white a wopping 4 days before release.

Tony wrote:
> Instructions:

Bang hard on counter.

Say "I am Goatboy - from
> "the forums"".

Say "Tony told me I could have it a day
> early".

Say "I used to work here".

Say "I am a
> Gameaday winner and this makes me important"

Wait for blank
> expressions.

Say "Dial 2199 and ask Tony if I can have it a day
> early".

Politely accept "Sorry it's still in the warehouse"
> excuse.

Come back the following day.
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I tried it another way

Said "Hello SR Chelmsford, do you have GTA3?"
"Yes"
"If I wander in, can I get it tonight?"
"Yes"
"You are most kind"
"Yes"
"I love you and wish to bear you children"
"Yes"

So I went to Chelmsford and the nice man with the angry hair sold me a copy.

I like SR.
I like Tony, for suggesting that I am deluded enough to believe that I matter in the slightest to anyone but myself.

I like GTA3, because it is violent and I like that.

I must congratualte you on your choice of words there.

'A slightly deflated pop'

tony comes back with a slightly deflated pop!

I'm too old for a bang!

LOL
tony come back with a bang!

But at all times, be weary of Snuggly. He comes from nowhere and he will punch you in the back. Just be careful.

Instructions:

Bang hard on counter.

Say "I am Goatboy - from "the forums"".

Say "Tony told me I could have it a day early".

Say "I used to work here".

Say "I am a Gameaday winner and this makes me important"

Wait for blank expressions.

Say "Dial 2199 and ask Tony if I can have it a day early".

Politely accept "Sorry it's still in the warehouse" excuse.

Come back the following day.

Goatboy wrote:
> I have a PS2, PS1, PC, Laptop.
I did have a N64, but I sold it because I'm not
> a retard.


Oy!!!!!