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"Special Reserve's Exclusive Game !?!"

I have come up with a new idea for a game. As new games are often kind of strange, especially Nintendo who invariably invent games with weird animal cross breeds that must collect coins, or land on thingís heads in order to kill them, I have decided that a bizarre cross breed of the odd and normal could be quite interesting !

Your hero is a police officer who is made of cheese. He must stop a rogue herd of cattle who are intent on liberating all cows from their restrictive residence in fields. Cattle are forced to either join the group or be infect with Foot and Mouth or BSE. Now, they are on their way to taking control of government. Being made of cheese, our hero is able to melt himself and pose as various dairy products, hiding in farms in order to meet memebers of this rogue herd. Once he reveals himself he has just a few minutes to complete the level by either lulling the cows to sleep through a series of Val Doonican records or rosting them alive with a grapple-barbecue weapon. Creating burgers keeps the general public happy but keeping the cows alive allows the economy to prosper. A difficult balance. Using a type of 3D platform operation, our hero must obtain the necessary items to continue his progress. With little help from his fellow officers, he has to break into stores to steal Discmans and Val Donnican CDs himself. He would have to have some form of time limit over large mapped areas. These cattle are moving quickly in high speed cars and will be needed to be tracked down. Perhaps they could be seen in towns, trying on clothes in shopping centres for example.

Suggested levels :

High Street Shopping area
Farmyard
Barns
Country lane high speed chases
Houses of Parliament

Items to collect :

Extra fat cheese for energy
CDs / Discmans
Wrappers for disguises as dairy products
Barbecue Kitchen utensils

Actions :

Jump
Shoot
Fit headphones
Melt

OK, so it is not all there just yet but donít worry. I would like to start the official SR FOG chat game. Anyone can add and embelish the idea and then we can search hard for a brainy programmer at SR to make it into an exclusive game for US. Thoughts, ideas ?

(As you can guess, I am not at work today!)

Excuse my ingorance but where does the name "the tarrant" come from?

Glad to hear the fam is fine!

"If you want you can email your secrets to [email protected]"


*this does affect your statutory rights*

I am the Tarrant wrote:
> Hey Tony! Where you been huh pal?

How's your health Tony?

and the
> wife?


good good/ ooh, thats too bad. (delete as appropriate)



Wife fine, kids fine, I'm on a secret mission to.... ssshh. It's secret.

Hey Tony! Where you been huh pal?

How's your health Tony?

and the wife?


good good/ ooh, thats too bad. (delete as appropriate)

My Doctor has told me to cut down on Chat Forums.

Well actually I'm trying to fit work into something not unduly in excess of 8 hours per day. This is not easy by any means. Unfortunately I just don't have much time at present.

Set browser to lower resolution. 1600 x 1200 "does" your eyes.

Tony wrote:

OK - Extra GAD prize for anybody who can write a game for PS2, Game Cube, X Boxor PC, which sells more than a million copies!

Whatever happened to er-no?

*Cleans eyes*

Tony? Is that really you or has your site messed my eyes up? Wha.....wh......what are you doing on? I didn't think you wanted to know anymore :), and er-no has left for a while, but fear not as I'm still here.

OK - Extra GAD prize for anybody who can write a game for PS2, Game Cube, X Box or PC, which sells more than a million copies!

Whatever happened to er-no?

but the karate man in parappa the rapper is an ONION

I think that's a little too strange even for nintendo, but cheese...

Dav1d wrote:
> Try posting this in the Game Ideas forum, you may get more of a response......
> *sniggers*

OK, OK, I wanted to see if anyone here had any thoughts as the Game Ideas forum has not had a post for 4 days !!!!