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"World's shortest thread attempt. DO NOT POST HERE."

Don't you dare post here. This is my attempt at the shortest thread ever!

Don't even think of posting here. No, no way. Nope.

*Puts mines and bard-wire and little cool spikey-tack things around thread*

*Gets half-neutered dobermans*

*Gets personal Farsight gun ready*

Bring it on.

CDouch wrote:
> Surely the shortest would have 0 posts thus you ruined it yourself.

Well, you are right and wrong there.

The shortest thread cannot have 0 posts because then it isn't a thread, it is nothing, it doesn't exist on these forums. All threads have at least one post.

But yo uare right in sayig that he ruined it himself because he started with such a long first post!

Plenty of my threads have been contenders. I hardly ever get replies. I'm contender for most threads unreplied to.

Surely the shortest would have 0 posts thus you ruined it yourself.

maddmun wrote:
> There are thousands of threads across the internet with only 1 post in
> them.
>
> Fool.

But see this thread doesn't have 1 post, it has... More than 1 post.

-OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO URK

*Run out of breath*

*Dies*

*Noooooooooooooooo.*

You can't kill me. I have a second head! See?

*Pops second head in.*

I am invincible! Mwahahahahahahahahahaha!

*Jumps into the air, grabs a piece of barbed wire and starts hitting Hedfix.*

There are thousands of threads across the internet with only 1 post in them.

Fool.

*Kicks Haze*

-OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO-

*continues slo-mo dive*

-OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO-

*Fires Farsight at Kinyo*

*Shot bounces off Kinyo's smug grin*

*Hits Haze's dead body*

-OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO-