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"World's shortest thread attempt. DO NOT POST HERE."

Don't you dare post here. This is my attempt at the shortest thread ever!

Don't even think of posting here. No, no way. Nope.

*Puts mines and bard-wire and little cool spikey-tack things around thread*

*Gets half-neutered dobermans*

*Gets personal Farsight gun ready*

Bring it on.

Don't you dare post here. This is my attempt at the shortest thread ever!

Don't even think of posting here. No, no way. Nope.

*Puts mines and bard-wire and little cool spikey-tack things around thread*

*Gets half-neutered dobermans*

*Gets personal Farsight gun ready*

Bring it on.

Sorry.

-Dives for cover.-

I didn't post a thread the other day so I think that constitutes as the shortest most non-existent thread. Oh and you clearly want people to reply by using your freaky deaky nasty ho reverse psycology mind control, well it's not gonna work little man 'cuz I'm not going to reply!

*looks smug*

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO-

*Go's into slo-mo dive*

*Fires Super Farsight gun*

*Haze's head explodes in a shower of gore and gubbins*

-OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO-

Mwaha you didn't get me :-D

*Runs slowly before realising I can't do bullet time, then just runs*

*continues slo-mo dive*

-OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO-

*Fires Farsight at Kinyo*

*Shot bounces off Kinyo's smug grin*

*Hits Haze's dead body*

-OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO-

-OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO-

*Kicks Haze*

There are thousands of threads across the internet with only 1 post in them.

Fool.

*Noooooooooooooooo.*

You can't kill me. I have a second head! See?

*Pops second head in.*

I am invincible! Mwahahahahahahahahahaha!

*Jumps into the air, grabs a piece of barbed wire and starts hitting Hedfix.*