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"A notable gothic influence."

I shall tell you a tale of notables. High notables. Low notables. Fat notables. Thin notables. For they are all the same as you will see.

I visited SR many moons ago, I shook through a door many times to small for my person. What I found beyond was a mystifying vat of yellow liquid, a paint brush and three objects commonly known as computers.

Upon closer examination I could see faces forming in the vat. One was a woman with pee coloured hair, another had goats hooves and a third was somesort of dragon. Yet they were all one in the same.

Curious I moved over to the tempting computers. They were linked to the vat by a small, cotton bound, yellow wire. Words were mysteriously appearing from nowhere, forming messages from various well-known notables. Perplexed I left the scene in a distraught and rushed manner. The SR staff faintly cackled behind me as a perambulated towards my carriage of choice.

Upon arriving home, and having had time to consider the days events on the way home, I reached the startling conclusion. The vat WAS the notables, all the notables were, indeed one being, one hideous demented soul hell-bent on global conquest. Upon this realisation I packed my tophat and set off for Sydney from which I write my warning to you now.

Please gentle people of the forums, leave no notable unguarded.

*brings a chalk board near baby jesus*

*scratches board with nails*

*baby Jesus crys*

:P

Then make it better!

Or you'll make baby jesus cry.

:'-(

I like it as it is. I'm not turning it into 'Charlie and the Chocolate Factory'.

Someone steal this idea for further spoofs:

All the notables could have been melted done and put into a huge vat in a secret laboratory! The staffies would be the scientists and they want to use the golden goo to be their lemonades secret ingredient to win the 1st annual lemonade(sketchy) convention. That is why they are turning random people into notables! Just to melt them down!

But luckily their is a hero! And he saves the day and yada yada.

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Make it better if you want Hedfix. And save it for the spoof off.

*licks dry lips*

It was a gentle spoof.

I don't belive you...

I going for the subtle gothic style of Poe.

I thought it was going to be a story about notables back in the olden days and towns and villages were ruled under their influence

And there would be muffins! With frosting and such!