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It may look like a shed, but why would it have a phone line in there for internet access?
normal sheds don't have this, do they?
Do they? I'm not really up to date with the latest 'in-shed' entertainment systems.
And he went in there at 11pm, after his wife went to bed.
It's all starting to add up, isn't it.
It's a porn den.
This 'shed' is actually his sordid little house of porn.
No doubt his wife isn't putting out, so he was going to look at internet porn, and have a quick tug in the comfort of his shed.
Damn that's funny.
avaliable at all good hardcore shops.
not wuite as private, but a lot more stylish
I think there's a slight misprint there. I'll correct it..
"At first, Steve deleted his history and temporary internet files. He then tried to download some phone software so he could call for help, but that didn't work"
You know, I think that the shed door was closed by wind.
Mr Riley violently thrusting into the palm of his hand probably generated a vacuum-like atmosphere, pulling the door closed.
I bet the police had a laugh when they opened the shed to find this man-with-stained-underwear banging away.
At the door, obviously, trying to get out.
He was in there from 11pm until 1.45am, which is when the dorr was shut.
Nearly 3 hours, in the middle of the night, in a shed, on the internet?
The man is a loony.
"If you build it, he will come"