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Here's the lowest one I've found to get things rolling:
http://www.gamingworldx.com/xbox/EntertheMatrix.shtml
3.0/10 That's pretty bad but I'm sure people can find lower scores and funnier reviews.
> Yay! 2.0!
>
> I don't like Edge much, their too 'pro Sony' and go about it in a sly
> way (you can tell where they get a lot of their money from).
>
> I loved the Gaming World X review when they said that stuff about the
> Wachowski brothers. Damn that was funny.
I agree with what you say about Edge being too "pro Sony". That's the only thing I don't like about the mag.
I am in love with the 'focus' button.. Slow motion rules!!