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"I Could, You Know..."

I was just watching a woodlouse crawling across my floor. I was contemplating getting off my ass to put it out of the window.

Then my renegade brain suggested that I pick it up and eat it instead.

And I thought, 'I could, you know...'

I'm scared that one day I might actually do it.

:^(

Mumbai Duck wrote:
> I think it's much more likely that a dime bar is a giant
> woodlouse that somehow turned inside out. Covered in some
> chocolate.
>
> Next time you eat one think about the comparison and try to
> decide if it really is a distorted woodlouse.

I think you may be right there - although the woodlouse tasted better.

Next meal, worms in an italian sauce... no wait, that's spaghetti for tea.

Looks nicer than a grub I s'pose.

Eat it! Eat it! Eat it!

I think it's much more likely that a dime bar is a giant woodlouse that somehow turned inside out. Covered in some chocolate.

Next time you eat one think about the comparison and try to decide if it really is a distorted woodlouse.

Hmmm.... crispy on the outside and creamy on the inside, kinda like a Dime bar that somehow became inside out...

One day we'll all be hunting woodlice.

I think it'll be Tuesday.

And now that you've suggested the idea to everyone here...

:O you're a monster!

I was just watching a woodlouse crawling across my floor. I was contemplating getting off my ass to put it out of the window.

Then my renegade brain suggested that I pick it up and eat it instead.

And I thought, 'I could, you know...'

I'm scared that one day I might actually do it.

:^(