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"Conker live and uncut"

Anyone got anymore information on it? Like when it's coming out. It is mine I tell you... MINE!

Savatt78 wrote:
> Maverick42 wrote:
> There was a beach landing multiplayer level in the N64 version.
>
> The french squirrels trying to get to the tunnel at the end ? Not
> really the same.

Why not? trying to fight their way up the beach...

God dammit I want to dig that game out now!

It's a thing of beauty.

Midget sex?

*shudders*

Who is also a sex god?

Ben Talbot looks like that dwarf guy in the film 'Willow'.

Ben Talbot is sexy.

OXM's bad...infact it's dire, just take a look at the people who write for the mag and try and tell me you don't wanna smack them all in the face.

But they're the only mag with playable demo's so i'll let them off.

Maverick42 wrote:
> Come on.
>
> They thought Grabbed By The Ghoulies looked excellent; "More fun
> than even the migrated Nintendo fanboys were hoping for".

Oh dear.


I'm going to have to read an issue myself soon, it's starting to sound worse than NOM.

Maverick42 wrote:
> You had to run off a boat past waves of defences to a safe point.
> Aswell as being an excellent multiplayer level, it sounds like a beach
> landing to me..

Still not the same - the teddies had a couple of machine gun positions and the squirrel players were unarmed. When I say beach landing, I mean mortar fire, barbed wire, good guys having guns to try and fire back and preferably no time limit before some beam attack takes you out. On top of the all important machine gun implacements.

That Conker level was good, but it wasn't a proper war zone, just squirrels attempting to dodge fire and dive into a tunnel.
Again, not the same.

Come on.

They thought Grabbed By The Ghoulies looked excellent; "More fun than even the migrated Nintendo fanboys were hoping for".