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yay for genital warts

Its like the in thing

yumsies, jars.
I loik eating cerials.

I had to get my testicles checked once, not for warts though.

Such a fun story to tell

Genital Warts the cereal will make it big. I tell you this FIRST!

chewy chewy chewy mu-mu-munch!

I have several, I keep them in a jar for safe keeping.

Man: Docter...what does it mean...what does it mean when your pen!s is...its shooting fireballs?
Docter: You have a burning sensation when you pee?
Man: No, im talking full on fireballs!!!

I just had a thought in my head of a new cereal called Genital Warts! It would have a bunch of those little pink suckers in a bowl looking as if they were moving around by themselves, like insects.
You wouldn't even have to add milk because the warts make their own white puss that kind of works the same. It's a little thicker though.
Imagine a warm spoon of those approaching your mouth. Awwww

Ouch. That sounds phuckin painful :(

They're just a couple of bulbous pinkish pussing volcano-like lumps that cluster around the peni$ and inside the pee hole allowing you to have a burning sensation everyday of your life until you die.

Then the necrophiles dig up your grave and chew on them.

Yep. Happens all the time.