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I'm Princess Leia apparently, which is just fine with me...
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> Maybe, but you should have seen your idiot father as a kid.
It's not my fault, I was forced to submit to the fetish of the male mind.
There's a name for old men that prey on innocent little kids, you know it as well as I do....
Ah well, to cheer me up I'll post a comedic changed Star Wars line.
Amidala to Anakin: Many things will change when we get to the surface Annie...including my pants."
Mesa no like it.
Aw, crap, mysa voice is changing.
Anyone Jar-Jar?
...Sorry.
Timpa jenbed... seklar of paracetamol
Two Jedis turn up and what does he shout?
"Wizards!"
What a complete toeface, no wonder he was so eager to wear that gimp suit I made for him.
Even your pudding-head brother dressed like me after a while, because he fancied me.
"oooh, help me Obi Wan, you're my only hope", weak female nonsense, even your mother could fight better than you.
And what happens that moment you get captured?
You don some weird bikini thing for Jabba.
What a ho