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Lennox Lewis - he's been hit so often he can't decide what accent to use.
Who can ever forget the magnificent "I'm going to eat your children..." speech?
As for Audley Harrison....
Threatens go to to USA to further career after cursing BBC. Spends one day there and decides to come back and fight another set of wasters. I have watched every fight he has had so far and I can't really call him bolls! No one knows how good he is because he fights pub drunks. Set him up with Hyde or Williams and we shall see how far he can go. WIll he ever become world champ? Not on his nelly, knocking on a bit now and there are a few waiting around to take the title who would bake and shake Audley's ass.
Still, he made enough money from it. Now he's rich and milking his rich lifestyle instead of eating food through a straw and speaking in a monosyllabic fashion.
You fancy him and want to strut around in your speedos round The Big Market and say "Oh baby, I'm just too good" in a Northern lisp like your boyfriend Naseem "Haaaaaaaamed".
Or something.
I'm tired.
I say - bring back Butterbean. He'll knock some sense into all these boxers.
First time he gets his ass handed to him, he quits.
Woofter
I think Bruno knows that he wont be given his license, (due to a dicky eye), and is just doing this for publicity.
Nope, no proper boxer for Audley, just keep on bringing the pastry chefs into the ring for him.
Ha.
*affects deep laugh* Mwahahahaha Hee Hee Haaar Haaar
I could have a cup of tea whilst Bruno lumbered up to smack my face. Bring Tyson back dammit, at least he was entertaining. I'd like to see him fight Akinwande.