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"There's only one explanation"

Someone is going around, all the shops, and buying every copy of Skies of Arcadia Legends.

I'm highly suspicious that it's a penguin and I have my reasons, but all the same I'd like you to keep an eye out.

This person must be stopped. Maybe they must be a fantastic fan of Skies of Arcadia or perhaps even they just don't want anyone to play it, and unfortunately that's what's going on.

No copies of Skies of Arcadia in shops = nobody can buy it.

ESPECIALLY ME.

So I'm asking, nae, pleading with you, if you see someone with more than two copies of Skies of Arcadia Legends, I must ask you to kill them. Obviously, be careful not to get caught, but it's for the good of the world. Nobody can be that greedy. There are people in this world who do not have a copy of Skies of Arcadia Legends, and I think it's disgusting.

So herein lies the birth of a new charity, to get Skies of Arcadia Legends back into society of gaming, GSOALBITOG, naturally.

Please donate as much as you want, but bare in mind:

- 70p gets me a pair of scissors, which I can give to GREEDY SKIES OF ARCADIA HOARDERS and tell them to run.

- £6.99 buys me a block of kitchen knifes from Tescos

- £1 means I can get loads of tissues to clean up the blood

Even a penny is useful. I can throw it from the top of the Eifel Tower onto unsuspecting Skies of Arcadia MUNTERS and slice them in two. Muhaah!

Obviously all donations will be gratefully recieved, along with any sort of weapons/hench men you can spare.

Don't worry, I'll make sure Skies of Arcadia Legends will be in shops soon. Or I'll kill everyone.

Trust me, that's an update.

That newspaper thing was terrible, I really need to have a rethink.

er-no wrote:
> Booo!!! Grix is like Eidos.
> BOOOOO!

Now c'mon, that's just below the belt man, have some mercy.

Grix Thraves wrote:
> http://www.thefantastictortoise.com
>
> There we are, updated.

Thats a downdate. Not an update.

Booo!!! Grix is like Eidos.
BOOOOO!

http://www.thefantastictortoise.com

There we are, updated.

Grix told me.

Thats his REAL voice.

It's The Fantastic Tortoise.

That's his name.

[email protected]

I'm doing some drawings and stuff for the tortoise at the moment. Something really does need to be done with it mind.

What was the tortoises name again?
It's a crucial part of the link if I remember correctly.
Steve.
Or Dave.
Or something like that.

Update the tortoise you bed knob

Grix, since you're like here and stuff, could I have your addy?
I've been meaning to get it for a while.

Danke.
If you do give that is.
If not, grrr. Grrr to you.