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"There's only one explanation"

Someone is going around, all the shops, and buying every copy of Skies of Arcadia Legends.

I'm highly suspicious that it's a penguin and I have my reasons, but all the same I'd like you to keep an eye out.

This person must be stopped. Maybe they must be a fantastic fan of Skies of Arcadia or perhaps even they just don't want anyone to play it, and unfortunately that's what's going on.

No copies of Skies of Arcadia in shops = nobody can buy it.

ESPECIALLY ME.

So I'm asking, nae, pleading with you, if you see someone with more than two copies of Skies of Arcadia Legends, I must ask you to kill them. Obviously, be careful not to get caught, but it's for the good of the world. Nobody can be that greedy. There are people in this world who do not have a copy of Skies of Arcadia Legends, and I think it's disgusting.

So herein lies the birth of a new charity, to get Skies of Arcadia Legends back into society of gaming, GSOALBITOG, naturally.

Please donate as much as you want, but bare in mind:

- 70p gets me a pair of scissors, which I can give to GREEDY SKIES OF ARCADIA HOARDERS and tell them to run.

- £6.99 buys me a block of kitchen knifes from Tescos

- £1 means I can get loads of tissues to clean up the blood

Even a penny is useful. I can throw it from the top of the Eifel Tower onto unsuspecting Skies of Arcadia MUNTERS and slice them in two. Muhaah!

Obviously all donations will be gratefully recieved, along with any sort of weapons/hench men you can spare.

Don't worry, I'll make sure Skies of Arcadia Legends will be in shops soon. Or I'll kill everyone.

A grix creature?

Ah no, I liked the pointing, that was good.

I'll get rid of that crappy side thing too, that flashed when you put your mouse over it. Need to be more creative with this.

Unless, of course, you come up with something better.

Keep the pointing Tortoise idea in though, in different form if you wish. It looked good on the site.

Yeah, the newspaper sucked. I'm gonna bring back the voices in full form, record dozens of lines and put them everywhere.

The newspaper should have stayed in my head as a crappy idea that just wouldn't work in reality. Ah well, need to redesign a lot... want to downgrade it, make it simplier.

SHEEPY wrote:
> Sounded like a rare character in The Simpsons
>
> The gay waiter guy
>
> 'Yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeess'

Why are you talking like that?

'I had a sttrrroookkkkeeee'

Sounded like a rare character in The Simpsons

The gay waiter guy

'Yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeess'

SHEEPY wrote:
> The newspaper thing was crap
>
> The voices were excellent though

it was a Stewie/big gay al hybrid. And it ruled :D

The newspaper thing was crap

The voices were excellent though

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

No, really.