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"Doctor, I've got a lettuce leaf hanging out of my ass"
"I'm afraid that's just the tip of the iceberg"
"I'm afraid that's just the tip of the iceberg"
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Why was there a maggot in my ex-supervisor's kit-kat?
Because it probably fell out his mouth.
Because it probably fell out his mouth.
Unbeliever wrote:
> The vampire puts his hand into his pocket and takes out a used tampon
> and says " That's alright I'm making a cup of tea!"
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Ha ha, that's a good one. For a college project we had our mate suck on a tampon covered in food colouring. We had to cut out the bit where he said "I love used tampons, especially virgin's." because it was morbid enough as it was. Still a funny little programme though. I got drowned in a sink in it. Classic.
> The vampire puts his hand into his pocket and takes out a used tampon
> and says " That's alright I'm making a cup of tea!"
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Ha ha, that's a good one. For a college project we had our mate suck on a tampon covered in food colouring. We had to cut out the bit where he said "I love used tampons, especially virgin's." because it was morbid enough as it was. Still a funny little programme though. I got drowned in a sink in it. Classic.
Sounds great
MoJoJoJo wrote:
>I love used tampons
What's so funny about climbing equipment?
>I love used tampons
What's so funny about climbing equipment?
Jokes in binary are the best. Want to hear one? Well, I'm going to tell you one anyway:
0100111001101111001000000111010001110010011 0000101101110011100110110110001100001011101 0001101001011011110110111001110011
011100000110110001100101011000010111001101100101
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Although the first line gets wrecked by having to put spaces in. Still, it *IS* hilarious.
0100111001101111001000000111010001110010011 0000101101110011100110110110001100001011101 0001101001011011110110111001110011
011100000110110001100101011000010111001101100101
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Although the first line gets wrecked by having to put spaces in. Still, it *IS* hilarious.
Why did Graham Norton cross the road?
To bat for the other side.
To bat for the other side.
Hey Memorandum! I can read binary and that lump of 1 & 0 came out to: No tr`·9¶0º[ÛœÀàØÊÂæÊ
According to the Binary>ASCII translator I used to make it the first line was
'No translations'
and the second was
'Please'
'No translations please'. It was the whole point of it.
Did you take into account that there are 3 spaces in the first part? It should be one long line, not 3 seperate ones.
'No translations'
and the second was
'Please'
'No translations please'. It was the whole point of it.
Did you take into account that there are 3 spaces in the first part? It should be one long line, not 3 seperate ones.
Just tried it again and i am very sorry, i misunderstood it!
Why is it not a good idea to do a wee in a Chinese lake?
BEcause of all the peking ducks!
BEcause of all the peking ducks!
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