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"Doctor, I've got a lettuce leaf hanging out of my ass"
"I'm afraid that's just the tip of the iceberg"
"I'm afraid that's just the tip of the iceberg"
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"Doctor, I've got a lettuce leaf hanging out of my ass"
"I'm afraid that's just the tip of the iceberg"
"I'm afraid that's just the tip of the iceberg"
Well, you did say it was crap.
Even the title was a pun
Damn I'm good
Damn I'm good
Why did the zoo keeper retire before his time, after years of looking after the parasites that suck up to termites?
He was sick of ant tics!
He was sick of ant tics!
These jokes are of poor quality
gerrid wrote:
> These jokes are of poor quality
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
GENIUS!! THAT WAS THE BEST ONE YET!!
> These jokes are of poor quality
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
GENIUS!! THAT WAS THE BEST ONE YET!!
Lettuce jokes are the best
A lady decides that she better take up golf in order to enjoy her husband's company once in a while so she signs up for lessons with the club pro. After several lessons she starts to get various pieces of the swing down but always seems to spray her balls off target because her grip is wrong. One minute she hooks everything, the next minute she hits a bad slice. The pro is not sure how to teach her to maintain the correct club grip so he thinks for a moment and finally says to her: "Now don't get me wrong here. I am not trying to be vulgar or improper but I want you to learn to grip your club properly and the only thing I can think of is to tell you to grip the club like you do your husband's organ." The lady nodded her head in apparent understanding and started to hit her shots 250 yards down the center of the fairway. The pro was amazed and said to the lady, "you are hitting the ball great but this time try taking the club out of your mouth."
A vampire goes into a pub and asks the barman for a mug of hot water.
The barman is a little puzzled and says "I'm sorry mate, i thought your kind drank fresh blood"
The vampire puts his hand into his pocket and takes out a used tampon and says " That's alright I'm making a cup of tea!"
The barman is a little puzzled and says "I'm sorry mate, i thought your kind drank fresh blood"
The vampire puts his hand into his pocket and takes out a used tampon and says " That's alright I'm making a cup of tea!"
Why did the zebra cross the road?
Because he saw the zoo keeper crossing!
Because he saw the zoo keeper crossing!
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