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Stick the poorest jokes you've got in this thread.
Here's a couple
* What's pink and hard ? A pig with a machine-gun
* Elephant talking to a camel, elephant says "why the hell have you got a pair of breasts on your back?!" Camel replies "That's rich coming from someone with a dick on their face"
Here's a couple
* What's pink and hard ? A pig with a machine-gun
* Elephant talking to a camel, elephant says "why the hell have you got a pair of breasts on your back?!" Camel replies "That's rich coming from someone with a dick on their face"
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The sagacious one wrote:
> Funny sayings!!
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> And so on.
I don't get it. :D
> Funny sayings!!
>
> And so on.
I don't get it. :D
How do iraqy women protest again war? The shave thier m'nge walk around naked and shout 'Read our lips, No more bush!'
Funny sayings!!
You can take a duck to water but you can't take a stick to a petulant whelp when he disobeys your command to behave themselves.
Many a monkey makes an uncle.
If the cap fits, make sure your girlfriend inserts it carefully.
It's easier for a camel to pass through the eye of a needle than a dead camel to pass through the eye of a storm.
Official office joker!! ROL!
He who has the last laugh laughs last.
One in the bush is worth two with the hand.
And so on.
You can take a duck to water but you can't take a stick to a petulant whelp when he disobeys your command to behave themselves.
Many a monkey makes an uncle.
If the cap fits, make sure your girlfriend inserts it carefully.
It's easier for a camel to pass through the eye of a needle than a dead camel to pass through the eye of a storm.
Official office joker!! ROL!
He who has the last laugh laughs last.
One in the bush is worth two with the hand.
And so on.
What do you do is an elaphent comes through your window? Swim for your life.
2 hippos. one is playing in some water when the other comes over and says your so imature. This upsets the hippo and it runs off. When it's gone the other jumps in the water and splashes about. The first hippo comes back, sees the other in the water and shouts 'your such a hippo-crit'
2 hippos. one is playing in some water when the other comes over and says your so imature. This upsets the hippo and it runs off. When it's gone the other jumps in the water and splashes about. The first hippo comes back, sees the other in the water and shouts 'your such a hippo-crit'
If I had one cricket ball in one hand, and another cricket ball in the other hand, what would I have?……………………A bloody big cricket.
What's grey and come sin pints?
An elephant
An elephant
I found out. It is Kyz22.
Dunno. And frankly, I don't give two shakes of a toss.
Is it true that Tourist is Kyz22?
Yeah, the elephant one was hilarious :D
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