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Why not, eh? There are many, many reasons why there should be more knickers in games. I mean, we're all asking for new ideas and innovative games, yet game developers struggle for anything original. Look, the answer's right in front of you-usually on your wife or mother! Unless you're like me of course...*AHEM*
Anyway, don't you think that knickers would be a great feature in games? Okay, so pants would be okay, but knickers would be so much better. They're so...elastic, and lots of them have pretty pictures of teddy bears or flowers all over them!
But how would they fit in to games?? Well, just think about it for a moment, what would you prefer to kill with a large rocket launcher-a boring human guard, a zombie or a pair of fluffy, pink knickers!
Just imagine reading the back of the new Metal Gear Solid game:
"There is another problem. The world is under nuclear threat again...but now the way you think. You, as Solid Snake, must penetrate your teenage sister's room, and quickly dispose of the knickers. But why are these knickers such a threat to society?? One word: Skidmarks! Use your stealth skills to dodge the Barbies and Cindys, and look out for weapons like the Action Man water pistol. This is tactical Espionage Action at its best. This is Metal Gear Solid 3: Sons Of Puberty."
It sounds fantastic, doesn't it!? I would much prefer it if on GT3, instead of a flashy new F1 Race Car, I got a car with knickers plastered all over it!
And what about games like Command and Conquer?? Instead of all thse guns and bombs, I think knickers could make deadly weapons. Why not take advantage of such fruitful possibilities?! To be brutally honest, I just don't know.
So come on Konami! Come on Rare! Come on all of you producers out there-put your awesome creative skills to work on a pair of knickers, all us gamers out here are gagging for them! In my opinion, a pair of knickers could choose who is the winner of the console wars. Knickers, sould decide the Future Of Gaming.
Thanks for reading, Ant.
Anyway, don't you think that knickers would be a great feature in games? Okay, so pants would be okay, but knickers would be so much better. They're so...elastic, and lots of them have pretty pictures of teddy bears or flowers all over them!
But how would they fit in to games?? Well, just think about it for a moment, what would you prefer to kill with a large rocket launcher-a boring human guard, a zombie or a pair of fluffy, pink knickers!
Just imagine reading the back of the new Metal Gear Solid game:
"There is another problem. The world is under nuclear threat again...but now the way you think. You, as Solid Snake, must penetrate your teenage sister's room, and quickly dispose of the knickers. But why are these knickers such a threat to society?? One word: Skidmarks! Use your stealth skills to dodge the Barbies and Cindys, and look out for weapons like the Action Man water pistol. This is tactical Espionage Action at its best. This is Metal Gear Solid 3: Sons Of Puberty."
It sounds fantastic, doesn't it!? I would much prefer it if on GT3, instead of a flashy new F1 Race Car, I got a car with knickers plastered all over it!
And what about games like Command and Conquer?? Instead of all thse guns and bombs, I think knickers could make deadly weapons. Why not take advantage of such fruitful possibilities?! To be brutally honest, I just don't know.
So come on Konami! Come on Rare! Come on all of you producers out there-put your awesome creative skills to work on a pair of knickers, all us gamers out here are gagging for them! In my opinion, a pair of knickers could choose who is the winner of the console wars. Knickers, sould decide the Future Of Gaming.
Thanks for reading, Ant.
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GasMask wrote:
> But then you would get the WI screming down your neck for exploiting womens
> rights!
Ha, it would be pretty fun, maybe they should have them as cheats,
> like kinckers mode, they would wear knickers on their heads or something :o)
With some of the wacky extra feature you find in games now-a-days, I wouldn't be surprised if that did happen.
> But then you would get the WI screming down your neck for exploiting womens
> rights!
Ha, it would be pretty fun, maybe they should have them as cheats,
> like kinckers mode, they would wear knickers on their heads or something :o)
With some of the wacky extra feature you find in games now-a-days, I wouldn't be surprised if that did happen.
But then you would get the WI screming down your neck for exploiting womens rights!
Ha, it would be pretty fun, maybe they should have them as cheats, like kinckers mode, they would wear knickers on their heads or something :o)
Ha, it would be pretty fun, maybe they should have them as cheats, like kinckers mode, they would wear knickers on their heads or something :o)
Do we really need knickers in games? What sort of audience would these game attract?
But the real question we have to ask is - Is Ant feeling okay? :D
But the real question we have to ask is - Is Ant feeling okay? :D
You've been at your dad's cocktail cabinet again, haven't you Ant?
Seriously, if you like knickers that much, buy a fighting game, Street Fighter II, Soul Blade and all the rest have lots of them.....
Seriously, if you like knickers that much, buy a fighting game, Street Fighter II, Soul Blade and all the rest have lots of them.....
Ant wrote:
Look, the answer's right in front of
> you-usually on your wife or mother! Unless you're like me of
> course...*AHEM*
So you wear them then Ant?
My, that *is* a big secret. Although I suppose you did try to tell us after all, your tagline was "Sally at weekends" for a while.
Hmmmm......
Look, the answer's right in front of
> you-usually on your wife or mother! Unless you're like me of
> course...*AHEM*
So you wear them then Ant?
My, that *is* a big secret. Although I suppose you did try to tell us after all, your tagline was "Sally at weekends" for a while.
Hmmmm......
Why not, eh? There are many, many reasons why there should be more knickers in games. I mean, we're all asking for new ideas and innovative games, yet game developers struggle for anything original. Look, the answer's right in front of you-usually on your wife or mother! Unless you're like me of course...*AHEM*
Anyway, don't you think that knickers would be a great feature in games? Okay, so pants would be okay, but knickers would be so much better. They're so...elastic, and lots of them have pretty pictures of teddy bears or flowers all over them!
But how would they fit in to games?? Well, just think about it for a moment, what would you prefer to kill with a large rocket launcher-a boring human guard, a zombie or a pair of fluffy, pink knickers!
Just imagine reading the back of the new Metal Gear Solid game:
"There is another problem. The world is under nuclear threat again...but now the way you think. You, as Solid Snake, must penetrate your teenage sister's room, and quickly dispose of the knickers. But why are these knickers such a threat to society?? One word: Skidmarks! Use your stealth skills to dodge the Barbies and Cindys, and look out for weapons like the Action Man water pistol. This is tactical Espionage Action at its best. This is Metal Gear Solid 3: Sons Of Puberty."
It sounds fantastic, doesn't it!? I would much prefer it if on GT3, instead of a flashy new F1 Race Car, I got a car with knickers plastered all over it!
And what about games like Command and Conquer?? Instead of all thse guns and bombs, I think knickers could make deadly weapons. Why not take advantage of such fruitful possibilities?! To be brutally honest, I just don't know.
So come on Konami! Come on Rare! Come on all of you producers out there-put your awesome creative skills to work on a pair of knickers, all us gamers out here are gagging for them! In my opinion, a pair of knickers could choose who is the winner of the console wars. Knickers, sould decide the Future Of Gaming.
Thanks for reading, Ant.
Anyway, don't you think that knickers would be a great feature in games? Okay, so pants would be okay, but knickers would be so much better. They're so...elastic, and lots of them have pretty pictures of teddy bears or flowers all over them!
But how would they fit in to games?? Well, just think about it for a moment, what would you prefer to kill with a large rocket launcher-a boring human guard, a zombie or a pair of fluffy, pink knickers!
Just imagine reading the back of the new Metal Gear Solid game:
"There is another problem. The world is under nuclear threat again...but now the way you think. You, as Solid Snake, must penetrate your teenage sister's room, and quickly dispose of the knickers. But why are these knickers such a threat to society?? One word: Skidmarks! Use your stealth skills to dodge the Barbies and Cindys, and look out for weapons like the Action Man water pistol. This is tactical Espionage Action at its best. This is Metal Gear Solid 3: Sons Of Puberty."
It sounds fantastic, doesn't it!? I would much prefer it if on GT3, instead of a flashy new F1 Race Car, I got a car with knickers plastered all over it!
And what about games like Command and Conquer?? Instead of all thse guns and bombs, I think knickers could make deadly weapons. Why not take advantage of such fruitful possibilities?! To be brutally honest, I just don't know.
So come on Konami! Come on Rare! Come on all of you producers out there-put your awesome creative skills to work on a pair of knickers, all us gamers out here are gagging for them! In my opinion, a pair of knickers could choose who is the winner of the console wars. Knickers, sould decide the Future Of Gaming.
Thanks for reading, Ant.
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