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Why not, eh? There are many, many reasons why there should be more knickers in games. I mean, we're all asking for new ideas and innovative games, yet game developers struggle for anything original. Look, the answer's right in front of you-usually on your wife or mother! Unless you're like me of course...*AHEM*
Anyway, don't you think that knickers would be a great feature in games? Okay, so pants would be okay, but knickers would be so much better. They're so...elastic, and lots of them have pretty pictures of teddy bears or flowers all over them!
But how would they fit in to games?? Well, just think about it for a moment, what would you prefer to kill with a large rocket launcher-a boring human guard, a zombie or a pair of fluffy, pink knickers!
Just imagine reading the back of the new Metal Gear Solid game:
"There is another problem. The world is under nuclear threat again...but now the way you think. You, as Solid Snake, must penetrate your teenage sister's room, and quickly dispose of the knickers. But why are these knickers such a threat to society?? One word: Skidmarks! Use your stealth skills to dodge the Barbies and Cindys, and look out for weapons like the Action Man water pistol. This is tactical Espionage Action at its best. This is Metal Gear Solid 3: Sons Of Puberty."
It sounds fantastic, doesn't it!? I would much prefer it if on GT3, instead of a flashy new F1 Race Car, I got a car with knickers plastered all over it!
And what about games like Command and Conquer?? Instead of all thse guns and bombs, I think knickers could make deadly weapons. Why not take advantage of such fruitful possibilities?! To be brutally honest, I just don't know.
So come on Konami! Come on Rare! Come on all of you producers out there-put your awesome creative skills to work on a pair of knickers, all us gamers out here are gagging for them! In my opinion, a pair of knickers could choose who is the winner of the console wars. Knickers, sould decide the Future Of Gaming.
Thanks for reading, Ant.
Anyway, don't you think that knickers would be a great feature in games? Okay, so pants would be okay, but knickers would be so much better. They're so...elastic, and lots of them have pretty pictures of teddy bears or flowers all over them!
But how would they fit in to games?? Well, just think about it for a moment, what would you prefer to kill with a large rocket launcher-a boring human guard, a zombie or a pair of fluffy, pink knickers!
Just imagine reading the back of the new Metal Gear Solid game:
"There is another problem. The world is under nuclear threat again...but now the way you think. You, as Solid Snake, must penetrate your teenage sister's room, and quickly dispose of the knickers. But why are these knickers such a threat to society?? One word: Skidmarks! Use your stealth skills to dodge the Barbies and Cindys, and look out for weapons like the Action Man water pistol. This is tactical Espionage Action at its best. This is Metal Gear Solid 3: Sons Of Puberty."
It sounds fantastic, doesn't it!? I would much prefer it if on GT3, instead of a flashy new F1 Race Car, I got a car with knickers plastered all over it!
And what about games like Command and Conquer?? Instead of all thse guns and bombs, I think knickers could make deadly weapons. Why not take advantage of such fruitful possibilities?! To be brutally honest, I just don't know.
So come on Konami! Come on Rare! Come on all of you producers out there-put your awesome creative skills to work on a pair of knickers, all us gamers out here are gagging for them! In my opinion, a pair of knickers could choose who is the winner of the console wars. Knickers, sould decide the Future Of Gaming.
Thanks for reading, Ant.
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Meka_Dragon wrote:
> Maybe a 'panties raid' game, in which you play a college student, who must break
> into increasingly more secure dormitories, and raid the knicker draw.
Not too
> sure about a game in which you have to get your sisters knickers off, sounds a
> little dodgy to me, make it next-door neighbour, that way you won't be seen as
> a complete sicko!
And knickers usually have teady bears and on? You're
> hanging out with the wrong kind of women!
;-)
I didn't actually mean taking the knickers off your sister...just taking them out of the drawer. {:)
> Maybe a 'panties raid' game, in which you play a college student, who must break
> into increasingly more secure dormitories, and raid the knicker draw.
Not too
> sure about a game in which you have to get your sisters knickers off, sounds a
> little dodgy to me, make it next-door neighbour, that way you won't be seen as
> a complete sicko!
And knickers usually have teady bears and on? You're
> hanging out with the wrong kind of women!
;-)
I didn't actually mean taking the knickers off your sister...just taking them out of the drawer. {:)
Knickers VS Pants the game!
I'm still waiting for a "Peeping Tom Sim".
Grix Thraves wrote:
> Ant has reached level 15 - You have advanced to: Puberty!
LOL!!!
> Ant has reached level 15 - You have advanced to: Puberty!
LOL!!!
Maybe a 'panties raid' game, in which you play a college student, who must break into increasingly more secure dormitories, and raid the knicker draw.
Not too sure about a game in which you have to get your sisters knickers off, sounds a little dodgy to me, make it next-door neighbour, that way you won't be seen as a complete sicko!
And knickers usually have teady bears and on? You're hanging out with the wrong kind of women!
;-)
Not too sure about a game in which you have to get your sisters knickers off, sounds a little dodgy to me, make it next-door neighbour, that way you won't be seen as a complete sicko!
And knickers usually have teady bears and on? You're hanging out with the wrong kind of women!
;-)
Wildlight wrote:
> Ant Wrote:
So come on Konami! Come on Rare! Come on all of you producers out
> there
ooooooo a bit of rhyming! :-)
Also South Park rally featured pants
> in it and that game wasn't too successful, Knickers? Hmmmmm I'm not so sure.
Ooooh, I'm a poet and I didn't know it.
:D
> Ant Wrote:
So come on Konami! Come on Rare! Come on all of you producers out
> there
ooooooo a bit of rhyming! :-)
Also South Park rally featured pants
> in it and that game wasn't too successful, Knickers? Hmmmmm I'm not so sure.
Ooooh, I'm a poet and I didn't know it.
:D
Ant Wrote:
So come on Konami! Come on Rare! Come on all of you producers out there
ooooooo a bit of rhyming! :-)
Also South Park rally featured pants in it and that game wasn't too successful, Knickers? Hmmmmm I'm not so sure.
So come on Konami! Come on Rare! Come on all of you producers out there
ooooooo a bit of rhyming! :-)
Also South Park rally featured pants in it and that game wasn't too successful, Knickers? Hmmmmm I'm not so sure.
Ant has reached level 15 - You have advanced to: Puberty!
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