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"There's this massive moth flying around my room.."

It's hoooooooooooge.

I might capture it and keep it as my pet.

I'll call it, 'mini-phi11ip.'

Oooh, I've never had my own pet before..

There was a moth in my chiller at work I thought it was a bit of cardboard and unintentionally picked it up and put it in the cardboard crusher. I didnt realise until I put it in there it was kind of hibernating though because of the cold. I left it thinking it would fly out but someone else crushed it.

have you got your uniform yet??

KILL IT KILL IT!

Call... The MothBusters!

*dramatic music*

Use the SR topic searcher to find my MothBusters post. It's a classic.

Isn't it meant to be me taking the bribes?

You shouldn't be influencing me to do bad! Your a Police Officer of the Law! I will tell your superiors you corrupt evil man! But if you could come up with a little, er, "gift of money" I could forget you know...
:D

Light a candle...go on, I'm the bad man inside your head...you know you want to...

Once I was in my room, drifiting in and out of sleep, when I felt something on my face. I swept it off and turned on the light and it was a moth. It scared me though. I killed it for that. Heh.

I once saw a moth that had a wing span of over 6 inches.

No wait, that was just a bat.

I once saw a moth that was about 2 inches long. Beat THAT.