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I got these jokes from www.jokes.com
Enjoy.
C.E.O. D.U.M.B
One day a secretary is leaving on her lunch break, and she notices her boss standing in front of a shredder with a clueless look on his face. The secretary walks up to him and asks if he needs help.
"Yes!" he says looking and sounding relieved, "This is very important."
Glad to help, she turns the shredder on and inserts the paper. Then her boss says, "Thanks, I only need one copy."
Give Me A Double
This guy walks into a bar and says, ìGive me two beers.î
The bartender obliges him.
The guy looks into his wallet and says, ìGive me two more beers.î
So the bartender gives him two more beers. The man went on like this until he had put down ten beers, and keeps on going in his wallet and asking for two more beers.
So the bartender asks, ìWhat's in your wallet that you keep looking at?î
So the man opens his wallet and says, ìThe more I drink, the prettier my wife gets.î
Enjoy.
C.E.O. D.U.M.B
One day a secretary is leaving on her lunch break, and she notices her boss standing in front of a shredder with a clueless look on his face. The secretary walks up to him and asks if he needs help.
"Yes!" he says looking and sounding relieved, "This is very important."
Glad to help, she turns the shredder on and inserts the paper. Then her boss says, "Thanks, I only need one copy."
Give Me A Double
This guy walks into a bar and says, ìGive me two beers.î
The bartender obliges him.
The guy looks into his wallet and says, ìGive me two more beers.î
So the bartender gives him two more beers. The man went on like this until he had put down ten beers, and keeps on going in his wallet and asking for two more beers.
So the bartender asks, ìWhat's in your wallet that you keep looking at?î
So the man opens his wallet and says, ìThe more I drink, the prettier my wife gets.î
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Haven't I read these jokes somewhere before?
Didn't someone post them on this site already?
Didn't someone post them on this site already?
I got these jokes from www.jokes.com
Enjoy.
C.E.O. D.U.M.B
One day a secretary is leaving on her lunch break, and she notices her boss standing in front of a shredder with a clueless look on his face. The secretary walks up to him and asks if he needs help.
"Yes!" he says looking and sounding relieved, "This is very important."
Glad to help, she turns the shredder on and inserts the paper. Then her boss says, "Thanks, I only need one copy."
Give Me A Double
This guy walks into a bar and says, ìGive me two beers.î
The bartender obliges him.
The guy looks into his wallet and says, ìGive me two more beers.î
So the bartender gives him two more beers. The man went on like this until he had put down ten beers, and keeps on going in his wallet and asking for two more beers.
So the bartender asks, ìWhat's in your wallet that you keep looking at?î
So the man opens his wallet and says, ìThe more I drink, the prettier my wife gets.î
Enjoy.
C.E.O. D.U.M.B
One day a secretary is leaving on her lunch break, and she notices her boss standing in front of a shredder with a clueless look on his face. The secretary walks up to him and asks if he needs help.
"Yes!" he says looking and sounding relieved, "This is very important."
Glad to help, she turns the shredder on and inserts the paper. Then her boss says, "Thanks, I only need one copy."
Give Me A Double
This guy walks into a bar and says, ìGive me two beers.î
The bartender obliges him.
The guy looks into his wallet and says, ìGive me two more beers.î
So the bartender gives him two more beers. The man went on like this until he had put down ten beers, and keeps on going in his wallet and asking for two more beers.
So the bartender asks, ìWhat's in your wallet that you keep looking at?î
So the man opens his wallet and says, ìThe more I drink, the prettier my wife gets.î
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