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"Go on have a laugh. I dare you!!!"

I got these jokes from www.jokes.com
Enjoy.

C.E.O. D.U.M.B

One day a secretary is leaving on her lunch break, and she notices her boss standing in front of a shredder with a clueless look on his face. The secretary walks up to him and asks if he needs help.
"Yes!" he says looking and sounding relieved, "This is very important."

Glad to help, she turns the shredder on and inserts the paper. Then her boss says, "Thanks, I only need one copy."


Give Me A Double

This guy walks into a bar and says, ìGive me two beers.î

The bartender obliges him.

The guy looks into his wallet and says, ìGive me two more beers.î

So the bartender gives him two more beers. The man went on like this until he had put down ten beers, and keeps on going in his wallet and asking for two more beers.

So the bartender asks, ìWhat's in your wallet that you keep looking at?î

So the man opens his wallet and says, ìThe more I drink, the prettier my wife gets.î

ha ha ha...erm...... no.

that wasn't funny

Dav1d wrote:
> I didnt bother reading them!

Good job too mate.

I read them, nothing special

Alright for a giggle

;-)

I didnt bother reading them!

I didn't get either of those jokes.

That was SO un-funny.

No with one of my other registrations.

doghnut monster wrote:
> I've been around here for ages so I should know.

What all 27 days! WOW!

Nope I apologise if they've already been posted, but I'm sure they haven't.

I've been around here for ages so I should know.

The only joke around here is YOU!