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I have finally convinced my boss to let me do a presentation on Male Fragrances.
But not like the usual crap you see with images of hunky endomorphs, oh no.
This one is called "Honesty" and will basically rip those poncy "Live your Dream" type of ads you get everywhere.
And thanks to everyone that gave their opinion in my poll about whether packaging matters with bloke fragrances.
The overwhelming opinion was "I dont care".
*Thumps Chest*
Blokes rock.
But not like the usual crap you see with images of hunky endomorphs, oh no.
This one is called "Honesty" and will basically rip those poncy "Live your Dream" type of ads you get everywhere.
And thanks to everyone that gave their opinion in my poll about whether packaging matters with bloke fragrances.
The overwhelming opinion was "I dont care".
*Thumps Chest*
Blokes rock.
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Fogmaster wrote:
> This is a joke right?
well, if it isn't good luck Goatboy.
No, it's a 100% serious marketing presentation I'm doing.
I think it'll work, refreshing to be honest in advertising.
> This is a joke right?
well, if it isn't good luck Goatboy.
No, it's a 100% serious marketing presentation I'm doing.
I think it'll work, refreshing to be honest in advertising.
I would say that there is 1 more category.... The man that could be a girl if it wasn't for the body. This type of male crosses into the woman's territory (as someone mentioned earlier). You might need to take account of those. I personally am a 'Girlfriend got it duty-free, it smells ok, I'll wear it if I go somewhere posh' type of person...
Surely 3/4 of the male population are the same... For regular outings to the pub etc., the normal smell of sure, rightguard, any anti-perspirant/deodourant will do just fine.
Surely 3/4 of the male population are the same... For regular outings to the pub etc., the normal smell of sure, rightguard, any anti-perspirant/deodourant will do just fine.
This is a joke right?
well, if it isn't good luck Goatboy.
well, if it isn't good luck Goatboy.
Mr.Snuggly wrote:
> You work?
Well I'm AT work
> You work?
Well I'm AT work
Between the hours of 10am and 10:15am, I consider doing so yes.
You work?
See, honest advertising works.
Anyone remember the cigarettes called "Death"?
They sold like nobody's business.
I just hope my place has the courage to use this presentation, it would work like you wouldn't believe.
Anyone remember the cigarettes called "Death"?
They sold like nobody's business.
I just hope my place has the courage to use this presentation, it would work like you wouldn't believe.
I'll have a bottle of Lethargy, please.
Here... take my money, I don't want it.
Here... take my money, I don't want it.
Fragrance Desription:
Arrogance:
For the man that thinks he's better than you because he earns more. The fast living city gent with no time for anyone that isn't in stocks and shares.
Nonchalance:
"Yeah Whatever", capture the Gen X coda of not caring by purchasing this expensice fragrance. Pretend you don't care whilst you frantically scurry to buy the latest whatever from the Swedish Furniture Store
Lethargy:
Stuck in a dead end job but lack the courage to quit?
Realise your relationship is stale but crave the comfort of the mundane and safe?
Lethargy, for men.
Arrogance:
For the man that thinks he's better than you because he earns more. The fast living city gent with no time for anyone that isn't in stocks and shares.
Nonchalance:
"Yeah Whatever", capture the Gen X coda of not caring by purchasing this expensice fragrance. Pretend you don't care whilst you frantically scurry to buy the latest whatever from the Swedish Furniture Store
Lethargy:
Stuck in a dead end job but lack the courage to quit?
Realise your relationship is stale but crave the comfort of the mundane and safe?
Lethargy, for men.
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