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I have finally convinced my boss to let me do a presentation on Male Fragrances.
But not like the usual crap you see with images of hunky endomorphs, oh no.
This one is called "Honesty" and will basically rip those poncy "Live your Dream" type of ads you get everywhere.
And thanks to everyone that gave their opinion in my poll about whether packaging matters with bloke fragrances.
The overwhelming opinion was "I dont care".
*Thumps Chest*
Blokes rock.
But not like the usual crap you see with images of hunky endomorphs, oh no.
This one is called "Honesty" and will basically rip those poncy "Live your Dream" type of ads you get everywhere.
And thanks to everyone that gave their opinion in my poll about whether packaging matters with bloke fragrances.
The overwhelming opinion was "I dont care".
*Thumps Chest*
Blokes rock.
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Mr Nice Guy wrote:
Simple solution to this problem of yours. And that is don't
> even think about going shopping with women, give her the car and leave her to
> it.
Give her the Car ? What ? Buy her a car of her own. Although this might be expensive short term, it will be cheaper than the amount of dents my girlfriend leaves !
Simple solution to this problem of yours. And that is don't
> even think about going shopping with women, give her the car and leave her to
> it.
Give her the Car ? What ? Buy her a car of her own. Although this might be expensive short term, it will be cheaper than the amount of dents my girlfriend leaves !
pb wrote:
> Yep, my wife pulls me off
*chuckles*
> Yep, my wife pulls me off
*chuckles*
That means your a tom-boy then, no offence.
:)
:)
pb wrote:
> Yep, my wife pulls me off to the cologne section of the duty free shops at every
> opportunity.
"That smells nice..." she says, sticking it under (and
> often nearly up) my nose while I wait until she's got it far enough away to
> sniff, then sneeze.
"mmm..." I say, not caring about it and
> thinking more about how much this stuff would be costing me.
She carries on
> for what seems like forever before moving over to the women's fragrances and
> squirting them all over her hand while I make an excuse to leave and go read the
> computer mags in WHSmiths....
Simple solution to this problem of yours. And that is don't even think about going shopping with women, give her the car and leave her to it. And most importantly of all if you give them your card make sure you've made it so that she can't use them. Works everytime. : - )
> Yep, my wife pulls me off to the cologne section of the duty free shops at every
> opportunity.
"That smells nice..." she says, sticking it under (and
> often nearly up) my nose while I wait until she's got it far enough away to
> sniff, then sneeze.
"mmm..." I say, not caring about it and
> thinking more about how much this stuff would be costing me.
She carries on
> for what seems like forever before moving over to the women's fragrances and
> squirting them all over her hand while I make an excuse to leave and go read the
> computer mags in WHSmiths....
Simple solution to this problem of yours. And that is don't even think about going shopping with women, give her the car and leave her to it. And most importantly of all if you give them your card make sure you've made it so that she can't use them. Works everytime. : - )
Yep, my wife pulls me off to the cologne section of the duty free shops at every opportunity.
"That smells nice..." she says, sticking it under (and often nearly up) my nose while I wait until she's got it far enough away to sniff, then sneeze.
"mmm..." I say, not caring about it and thinking more about how much this stuff would be costing me.
She carries on for what seems like forever before moving over to the women's fragrances and squirting them all over her hand while I make an excuse to leave and go read the computer mags in WHSmiths....
"That smells nice..." she says, sticking it under (and often nearly up) my nose while I wait until she's got it far enough away to sniff, then sneeze.
"mmm..." I say, not caring about it and thinking more about how much this stuff would be costing me.
She carries on for what seems like forever before moving over to the women's fragrances and squirting them all over her hand while I make an excuse to leave and go read the computer mags in WHSmiths....
Excellent stuff
S'alright mate.
Just a nice honest presentation.
Just a nice honest presentation.
Cool, your not making the fragrances are you? that would be very funny :) well I don't know if CK would jump at this idea but as you say "it could work" good luck with it, I hope to see it sometime.
Anyway, I was thinking about this earlier, although you like it, what would your girlfriend think....
girlfriend - "mmm, you smell nice, what is it?"
you - "Legarthy"
catchy, I can imagine the tv adverts already.
actually, thinking about that even further, the stuff out at the moment sounds really camp, 'joop'!
ok, I really think your idea will work Goatboy. Sorry about babbling on. :)
Anyway, I was thinking about this earlier, although you like it, what would your girlfriend think....
girlfriend - "mmm, you smell nice, what is it?"
you - "Legarthy"
catchy, I can imagine the tv adverts already.
actually, thinking about that even further, the stuff out at the moment sounds really camp, 'joop'!
ok, I really think your idea will work Goatboy. Sorry about babbling on. :)
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