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Now I can begin.
It was a cold, crisp day, all was quiet and ANT decided today was the day that the mission had to take place. Conditions where perfect, and a chance like this may never appear for weeks maybe even months.
Elite Soldier ANT- "Men we must move out"
The door of the nearby building swung open and 4 men dressed in black made their way over to the van. They all piled in the back and the driver sped off down the quiet dirt track.
You see these weren't ordinary people. Most of you think that the gaming industry is fair and all companies look up and respect each other. Well you are wrong. These men are Sony spies. Their mission is too take Nintendo down by stealing their latest prototype. It will not be easy but these are the best at what they do, an elite group of ex-soldiers who were thrown out of the army due to constant playing of a certain Sony console.
Elite Soldier ANT -"Fully equipped?"
Elite Soldier Bonus-"Fully, we will pull this off. Trust me."
Elite Soldier Turbo- "Anyone played MGS2 yet?"
Elite Soldier ANT- "Dammit soldier concentrate, this is no walk in the park."
Elite Soldier Turbo - "Sorry Sir"
All was silent as each man concentrated on the job in hand
Elite Soldier ANT -"We'll get in, no funny business. Get what we need and go. Our inside man will have us in and out as quickly as you can say, dirty muddyfunster."
Meanwhile down at Nintendo HQ
Shigsy -"Is the rumour true? Will it happen today?"
Dringo- "As far as I know, shall I inform the guards to use plan A?
Shigsy -"Yes, they shall pay for this, Revenge shall be mine!"
Shigsy -"Bring me the one, PB. This must go to plan."
Dringo runs down the hall and into the assembly room.
Dringo- "PB, front and centre"
A man dressed in rags approaches the front. He stands before Dringo and looks him straight in the eye. Suddenly Dringo strikes him and PB falls.
Dringo- "You shall come with me, any funny business and I promise that you shall die today"
The slowly walk down the hall and back towards the chief.
Shigsy - "So you are "the one". Lock him away with the Microsoft nerds. We can't afford any slip ups."
**Changing time Sony fans go to Part A
Nintendo fans go to Part B**
PART A
Elite Soldier ANT- "Alright, we have been through this many times, From now on we go as planned. If they expect us use plan B, we must get the info and PB out. I'm not losing him in this"
Elite Soldier Turbo -"You and PB go back a long way?"
Elite Soldier ANT-" He saved my life few years back, He is the one who destroyed the Sega Saturn"
Elite Soldier Bonus-"I thought it destroyed itself? He did that?"
Elite Soldier ANT-"Concentrate on the mission, I will get PB as planned and we shall meet at the pick-up point at the planned time."
The van stops close to a forest and the men slip out. They travel through the woods and in the middle of the woods they come across a large compound.
Elite Soldier ANT-"Nintendo HQ we meet again. Right men, its time."
They all split up and enter the compound. Thanks to PB they all have Nintendo uniforms and nobody suspects a thing. Or so they thought. ANT keeps a lookout, his trusty pink sniper rifle ready at his side. As the others sneak in they discover a high security vault containing the prototype.
Elite Soldier Bonus-"I can get in but I need time. Tell ANT to get PB and meet us back here"
Turbo exits the room to find ANT under heavy fire from Nintendo guards
Elite Soldier ANT-"We have been tricked, go to plan C."
Turbo dives in behind a large steel locker, pulls a large machine gun from his bag and lets rip.
Elite Soldier Turbo-"Go now ANT, I can keep them busy for the time being, Rasta, your mine this time."
ANT runs up the stairs, sneaks into the air vent and shuffles along it to the prison cells. Turbo shoots Rasta in the leg and Edgy quickly pulls Rasta out of the crossfire.
Elite Soldier ANT-"PB, shhh up here. I'll lower the ladder, climb up and lets get the hell outta here."
With PB behind him ANT hurries back to help Turbo, on his way Dringo appears from know-where and knock ANT unconscious. PB picks up the pink sniper rifle and takes aim
Elite Soldier PB-"REMEMBER ME? Time to pay"
Before PB has time to shoot Dringo dives for cover and at the same time shoots and hits PB in the chest.
Elite Soldier PB"ARRGGGGHHHHH"
He drops the gun which falls and lands beside ANT. Dringo walks over and rolls ANT over,
Dringo"Well, looks like its time to die"
ANT (with his eyes still closed) picks the rifle up and smacks dringo down. He quickly checks on PB and the two return to help Turbo and Bonus.
Elite Soldier Bonus-"I have it. Lets get out of here, Turbo set the charges"
Turbo throws two smoke grenades and then quickly sets the charges along the wall. ANT and bonus help PB and they quickly hurry back to the truck.
Elite Soldier ANT-"Drive, Drive. Get out of here. They manage to drive away under heavy fire from guards when suddenly there is a huge explosion.
Elite Soldier Turbo-" Right on time."
They safely make their way back to Sony HQ. Mission Successful.
Elite Soldier ANT-"Well men, we did it, until next time."
Sony use the prototype to make the only superconsole, combined with their PS4 it offers the ultimate experience there ever will be for any game.
PART B
Shigsy - "Get the men into position, on my command open fire and shoot to kill"
Dringo-"Edgy and Rasta shall be ready on your command. What about the fake prototype?"
Shigsy -"Make sure one of them takes it, follow him and detonate when he returns to his base. Now move out."
Dringo runs down the hall and informs Edgy and Rasta that they must let one of them get away with the fake prototype.
Dringo-"I will follow, you just make sure the others don't make it. Leave PB to me, we go back a bit you know."
Rasta-"Isn't he the one whoÖ.."
Dringo-"SHUT UP!!! Do your job!"
Dringo proceeds to the car park and sits in his jeep. Rasta and Edgy move into the hall outside the assembly room ready for the attack. They let the Elite members who had already sneaked in using uniforms supplied by PB enter the room. ANT sneak and releases PB and goes to help Turbo and Bonus, ANT enters the room to find Turbo and Bonus are missing.
Elite Soldier ANT-"Dammit PB, looks like its just me and you, get the prototype and meet me at the jeep, if I'm not there in 10 minutes just go."
ANT hurries out in search of the others, the halls are quiet and as he enters the next room he is greeted by, Rasta and Edgy,
Rasta-"Don't even think about it."
Meanwhile PB has already left, he waits for ANT but he doesn't make it so PB decided he must take the prototype and get out of there. He returns to Sony HQ and is about to hand over the prototype when suddenly it explodes. Dringo sits outside looking at the rubble and laughing.
Dringo-"Ohh well, we win again!"
Nintendo being the only console developer left release their new console which the world love and they go on to be the best at what they do.
There may well be more if people actually like this. Maybe find out just what happened to the others. So what did you think? Be honest, was it any good? It could have been longer but I thought shorter it is maybe more will read it.
Now I can begin.
It was a cold, crisp day, all was quiet and ANT decided today was the day that the mission had to take place. Conditions where perfect, and a chance like this may never appear for weeks maybe even months.
Elite Soldier ANT- "Men we must move out"
The door of the nearby building swung open and 4 men dressed in black made their way over to the van. They all piled in the back and the driver sped off down the quiet dirt track.
You see these weren't ordinary people. Most of you think that the gaming industry is fair and all companies look up and respect each other. Well you are wrong. These men are Sony spies. Their mission is too take Nintendo down by stealing their latest prototype. It will not be easy but these are the best at what they do, an elite group of ex-soldiers who were thrown out of the army due to constant playing of a certain Sony console.
Elite Soldier ANT -"Fully equipped?"
Elite Soldier Bonus-"Fully, we will pull this off. Trust me."
Elite Soldier Turbo- "Anyone played MGS2 yet?"
Elite Soldier ANT- "Dammit soldier concentrate, this is no walk in the park."
Elite Soldier Turbo - "Sorry Sir"
All was silent as each man concentrated on the job in hand
Elite Soldier ANT -"We'll get in, no funny business. Get what we need and go. Our inside man will have us in and out as quickly as you can say, dirty muddyfunster."
Meanwhile down at Nintendo HQ
Shigsy -"Is the rumour true? Will it happen today?"
Dringo- "As far as I know, shall I inform the guards to use plan A?
Shigsy -"Yes, they shall pay for this, Revenge shall be mine!"
Shigsy -"Bring me the one, PB. This must go to plan."
Dringo runs down the hall and into the assembly room.
Dringo- "PB, front and centre"
A man dressed in rags approaches the front. He stands before Dringo and looks him straight in the eye. Suddenly Dringo strikes him and PB falls.
Dringo- "You shall come with me, any funny business and I promise that you shall die today"
The slowly walk down the hall and back towards the chief.
Shigsy - "So you are "the one". Lock him away with the Microsoft nerds. We can't afford any slip ups."
**Changing time Sony fans go to Part A
Nintendo fans go to Part B**
PART A
Elite Soldier ANT- "Alright, we have been through this many times, From now on we go as planned. If they expect us use plan B, we must get the info and PB out. I'm not losing him in this"
Elite Soldier Turbo -"You and PB go back a long way?"
Elite Soldier ANT-" He saved my life few years back, He is the one who destroyed the Sega Saturn"
Elite Soldier Bonus-"I thought it destroyed itself? He did that?"
Elite Soldier ANT-"Concentrate on the mission, I will get PB as planned and we shall meet at the pick-up point at the planned time."
The van stops close to a forest and the men slip out. They travel through the woods and in the middle of the woods they come across a large compound.
Elite Soldier ANT-"Nintendo HQ we meet again. Right men, its time."
They all split up and enter the compound. Thanks to PB they all have Nintendo uniforms and nobody suspects a thing. Or so they thought. ANT keeps a lookout, his trusty pink sniper rifle ready at his side. As the others sneak in they discover a high security vault containing the prototype.
Elite Soldier Bonus-"I can get in but I need time. Tell ANT to get PB and meet us back here"
Turbo exits the room to find ANT under heavy fire from Nintendo guards
Elite Soldier ANT-"We have been tricked, go to plan C."
Turbo dives in behind a large steel locker, pulls a large machine gun from his bag and lets rip.
Elite Soldier Turbo-"Go now ANT, I can keep them busy for the time being, Rasta, your mine this time."
ANT runs up the stairs, sneaks into the air vent and shuffles along it to the prison cells. Turbo shoots Rasta in the leg and Edgy quickly pulls Rasta out of the crossfire.
Elite Soldier ANT-"PB, shhh up here. I'll lower the ladder, climb up and lets get the hell outta here."
With PB behind him ANT hurries back to help Turbo, on his way Dringo appears from know-where and knock ANT unconscious. PB picks up the pink sniper rifle and takes aim
Elite Soldier PB-"REMEMBER ME? Time to pay"
Before PB has time to shoot Dringo dives for cover and at the same time shoots and hits PB in the chest.
Elite Soldier PB"ARRGGGGHHHHH"
He drops the gun which falls and lands beside ANT. Dringo walks over and rolls ANT over,
Dringo"Well, looks like its time to die"
ANT (with his eyes still closed) picks the rifle up and smacks dringo down. He quickly checks on PB and the two return to help Turbo and Bonus.
Elite Soldier Bonus-"I have it. Lets get out of here, Turbo set the charges"
Turbo throws two smoke grenades and then quickly sets the charges along the wall. ANT and bonus help PB and they quickly hurry back to the truck.
Elite Soldier ANT-"Drive, Drive. Get out of here. They manage to drive away under heavy fire from guards when suddenly there is a huge explosion.
Elite Soldier Turbo-" Right on time."
They safely make their way back to Sony HQ. Mission Successful.
Elite Soldier ANT-"Well men, we did it, until next time."
Sony use the prototype to make the only superconsole, combined with their PS4 it offers the ultimate experience there ever will be for any game.
PART B
Shigsy - "Get the men into position, on my command open fire and shoot to kill"
Dringo-"Edgy and Rasta shall be ready on your command. What about the fake prototype?"
Shigsy -"Make sure one of them takes it, follow him and detonate when he returns to his base. Now move out."
Dringo runs down the hall and informs Edgy and Rasta that they must let one of them get away with the fake prototype.
Dringo-"I will follow, you just make sure the others don't make it. Leave PB to me, we go back a bit you know."
Rasta-"Isn't he the one whoÖ.."
Dringo-"SHUT UP!!! Do your job!"
Dringo proceeds to the car park and sits in his jeep. Rasta and Edgy move into the hall outside the assembly room ready for the attack. They let the Elite members who had already sneaked in using uniforms supplied by PB enter the room. ANT sneak and releases PB and goes to help Turbo and Bonus, ANT enters the room to find Turbo and Bonus are missing.
Elite Soldier ANT-"Dammit PB, looks like its just me and you, get the prototype and meet me at the jeep, if I'm not there in 10 minutes just go."
ANT hurries out in search of the others, the halls are quiet and as he enters the next room he is greeted by, Rasta and Edgy,
Rasta-"Don't even think about it."
Meanwhile PB has already left, he waits for ANT but he doesn't make it so PB decided he must take the prototype and get out of there. He returns to Sony HQ and is about to hand over the prototype when suddenly it explodes. Dringo sits outside looking at the rubble and laughing.
Dringo-"Ohh well, we win again!"
Nintendo being the only console developer left release their new console which the world love and they go on to be the best at what they do.
There may well be more if people actually like this. Maybe find out just what happened to the others. So what did you think? Be honest, was it any good? It could have been longer but I thought shorter it is maybe more will read it.