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"I don't have a woman's bag alright?"

I bought one of those bags that goes accross your chest and sits at your side.

I thought it looked cool but now I'm not so sure and feel a little bit like a woman.

BUT I'M NOT AWRIGHT?

I'M NOT

I'm tormenting myself with this

I'll give it to my girlfriend as a present

Anyway, I'm away out.

I'll see what my friends think

*prepares oneself*

I'm taking it back

The moment I walked out the shop I though... 'girl'.

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Get a biggger one and sneak on the bus/train pretending to be a conductor/ticket dude.

Remember that episode of Friends? With Joey and "the bag". They made fun of him, they said it was a hand bag. You may want to be careful...

Record Bags - Male but poser, you think you're cool but everyone thinks "Dick"

Bumbags - Council Fabulous

Sheepy's Bag - Might as well put on a dress and chugalug a Russian sailor

SHEEPY wrote:
> I bought one of those bags that....sits at
> your side.

No what you've done is bought yourself a wife.

Note to SHEEPY: Do not wear bag unless strap is over chest. using just one shoulder does make it a womans bag.

Oh and Sheepy you'd get away with that in France for sure.

I have a bag for women. As I presume most men do.....