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"A moment's silence please"

In the recent tragic events that have been in the news, we have not been paying full attention to other stories and I today learned of tragic news that affects us all.

I have to report the demise of that white-boy funk outfit known as Five.

Let us hang our heads and mourn the loss to the music world of those cheeky chappies that skirted the edges of pop with nice little raps about being "a bad boy 'cos I eat with my fingers".
No more shall we hear from Abs, Joey, Hewy, Dewy and Lewy as they prance about like big girls thinking they were good.
Reports are coming in from all around the globe paying tribute to this mediocre excuse for pre-teen bad-boy "rap" and some are as below:

Geri Halliwell:
"It's a shame, really. Girl Power! No wait,that was last year..er..I do yoga and stuff!"

Westlife:
(crooning on barstools wearing white)
"Oooo Five..baby baby baby..love me...five"

Robbie Williams:
"I'm great. I really am talented, christ I love me"

Public Enemy:
Chuck D "Who the (expletive deleted) are Five? Dumb cracker (expletive deleted), (expletive deleted) can suck my (expletive deleted)
Flava Fav: "And that's what time it is"

So let us wipe a tear from our eye as we remember those who slam-dunked the funk, kept on moving (ahhh-ah-ah-ah-ahhhh), loved rock and roll and wore what looked like SWAT outfits to Smash Hits parties.
And let us try not to giggle at that spoddy one that had his bird nicked by Chris Evans.

Five, we wish you well in all that you do.
And please remember, I asked for fries with that.

Punks.

Slaveunit wrote:
> A moments silence?


A moment's silence? Let's hope it lasts for bloody ever

heh, image of Five at McDonalds..

Five: Here's your burger sir.
Stryke: Thank you.
Five: d'you want an autograph?
Stryke: Sorry?
Five : We are Five, the famous group!
Stryke: Sorry?
Five: Shall we sing you a song?
Stryke: Do you have instruments?
*Five huddles* 'What are instruments? Some sort of insect, perhaps...
Five: No, we don't.
Stryke: Then goodbye.
Five: No, NO! Please!

Is that those buggers that go around sestroying Queen songs.

I really wish they would all just go work in McDonalds and get the hell off my TV and radio and stop taking up all the bloody space in music shops.

Morons.

I resent the term punk being used in the same area as Five. I like punk, tis damn good music.

No, the band, One minute silence....

...Then forget all about the past and move on to the new era!

A moments silence?

One minute silence...

I think a band that used a cardboard cutout of one of their number for their last video doesnt need to worry about denting the chart ever again.

Five is dead!
Long live METAL

My fear is 5ive solo careers.

Quoteth Anne Robinson: "Ditch the dimwits!"