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"INSANE WOMAN MISSES LEE EVANS BY INCHES..."

So...


Mum picking me up from school. Just about to pull out of a turning when LEE EVANS THE SUICIDLE MANIAC jogs infront of us sweating like a P I G and concentrating on whatever he was listening to instead of the road.

Quite hilarious, It was actually entirely his fault! Anyway was not expecting my mum to very nearly knock down a very rich comical genius..hmm

Who?

Ooo monkey_man, claws out!
Meeow!

You came soo close to killing off one of the least funny "comedians" to ever grace our green Earth. Why couldn't your Mum just go a little bit faster and get the fun-ra!? Did he pull a stupid face, like he does in every single film he's in? He's the poor man's Jim Carrey. Scrap that - he's the poor man's Rod hull. And Rod Hull is funnier dead than Lee Evans is alive.

Whitestripes DX wrote:
> Lil Ginge wrote:
> o no ... you from essex as well?
>
> Well, I am learning in billericay
>
> HA HA! watch out mr.Evans!!
>
>
> ...
>
> I live about 8 minutes from Billericay, does Lee Evans live round here
> or something?

he lives just off of norsey road so about 2 mins away from me

Whitestripes DX wrote:
> Lil Ginge wrote:
> o no ... you from essex as well?
>
> Well, I am learning in billericay
>
> HA HA! watch out mr.Evans!!
>
>
> ...
>
> I live about 8 minutes from Billericay, does Lee Evans live round here
> or something?

Yes I live 8 mins away...live in wickford but go to mayflower in Billericay!

NO ONE SHOUT TRAITOR

scrap that one.

Andy Durso or whatever he's called.

And David Ellary!

Lil Ginge wrote:
> o no ... you from essex as well?
>
> Well, I am learning in billericay
>
> HA HA! watch out mr.Evans!!


...

I live about 8 minutes from Billericay, does Lee Evans live round here or something?

'OOOOOOOOOOooooooo'

That's the place.

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