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Anyone out there know how we do the guns in both hands jobby or is this just a great picture on the box?
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Ass was on a banner advertising a game here, @rse was not.
I think.
I think.
Why can we say "ass" and not "@rse"?
Okay, "ass" is really a donkey, but in general conversation, they usually mean one and the same, and I want to use the English spelling, not the American one!
Okay, "ass" is really a donkey, but in general conversation, they usually mean one and the same, and I want to use the English spelling, not the American one!
WòókieeMøn§†€® wrote:
> Nope. Considering you spend 95% of the game looking at her from
> behind, I'd say it was her ass, if anything. :-)
HEY HEY HEY! honestly, your completly wrong, its more like 90% :P
> Nope. Considering you spend 95% of the game looking at her from
> behind, I'd say it was her ass, if anything. :-)
HEY HEY HEY! honestly, your completly wrong, its more like 90% :P
ÂLŠ†ÂÎR wrote:
> Correct me if I am wrong Wookie but I remember you were on the band
> wagon for Dead or Alive Beach Volleyball and it being an excuse for
> pasty face geeks to enjoy themselves.
Maybe, but it I honestly don't remember.
> The only feature in Tomb Raiders that keeps people coming back for
> is "Lara's Breasts". Don't you agree?
Nope. Considering you spend 95% of the game looking at her from behind, I'd say it was her ass, if anything. :-)
> Correct me if I am wrong Wookie but I remember you were on the band
> wagon for Dead or Alive Beach Volleyball and it being an excuse for
> pasty face geeks to enjoy themselves.
Maybe, but it I honestly don't remember.
> The only feature in Tomb Raiders that keeps people coming back for
> is "Lara's Breasts". Don't you agree?
Nope. Considering you spend 95% of the game looking at her from behind, I'd say it was her ass, if anything. :-)
But the people are so stupid, there are real breasts in BMX XXX. REAL BREASTS, and we're not talking the man-variety.
Correct me if I am wrong Wookie but I remember you were on the band wagon for Dead or Alive Beach Volleyball and it being an excuse for pasty face geeks to enjoy themselves. The only feature in Tomb Raiders that keeps people coming back for is "Lara's Breasts". Don't you agree?
;)
;)
Tiltawhirl wrote:
> "Sod that, how about we give her rounder breasts and take away
> the double pistols and only give her one?"
But then, who wouldn't give Lara one? ;-p
> "Sod that, how about we give her rounder breasts and take away
> the double pistols and only give her one?"
But then, who wouldn't give Lara one? ;-p
It's been in every other Tomb Raider game. I'm guessing this is the great innovation they talked about.
"So guys, what amazing new stuff shall we do in the next Tomb Raider game?"
"I know, we could completly change the gameplay style, do some real innovative things with the graphics, change the controls so Lara doesn't feel like such a lumbering tard and we could update the combat so it doesn't feel so stupid"
"Sod that, how about we give her rounder breasts and take away the double pistols and only give her one?"
"yeah, that works for me, Tomb Raider fans are in for a treat. Sometimes I amaze myself by how innovative we are"
"So guys, what amazing new stuff shall we do in the next Tomb Raider game?"
"I know, we could completly change the gameplay style, do some real innovative things with the graphics, change the controls so Lara doesn't feel like such a lumbering tard and we could update the combat so it doesn't feel so stupid"
"Sod that, how about we give her rounder breasts and take away the double pistols and only give her one?"
"yeah, that works for me, Tomb Raider fans are in for a treat. Sometimes I amaze myself by how innovative we are"
Well that is bang out of order, advertising two handed and we dont get it, I was looking forward to that!
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