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Sue the b**tards for false advertising.
"So guys, what amazing new stuff shall we do in the next Tomb Raider game?"
"I know, we could completly change the gameplay style, do some real innovative things with the graphics, change the controls so Lara doesn't feel like such a lumbering tard and we could update the combat so it doesn't feel so stupid"
"Sod that, how about we give her rounder breasts and take away the double pistols and only give her one?"
"yeah, that works for me, Tomb Raider fans are in for a treat. Sometimes I amaze myself by how innovative we are"
> "Sod that, how about we give her rounder breasts and take away
> the double pistols and only give her one?"
But then, who wouldn't give Lara one? ;-p
;)
> Correct me if I am wrong Wookie but I remember you were on the band
> wagon for Dead or Alive Beach Volleyball and it being an excuse for
> pasty face geeks to enjoy themselves.
Maybe, but it I honestly don't remember.
> The only feature in Tomb Raiders that keeps people coming back for
> is "Lara's Breasts". Don't you agree?
Nope. Considering you spend 95% of the game looking at her from behind, I'd say it was her ass, if anything. :-)
> Nope. Considering you spend 95% of the game looking at her from
> behind, I'd say it was her ass, if anything. :-)
HEY HEY HEY! honestly, your completly wrong, its more like 90% :P