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Ok what is cool, why am I not cool? Do i care? well no actually but I thought I would have a bit of fun anyway.
1. Football
Is Cool but don't start learning transfer fees and other such really interesting ins and outs of the clubs if you do then you are instantly recognized as a different type of person a football nut not a bad label but it pulls you away from the status of cool!
2. Music
The most important thing to be cool but it is difficult to get right. Once upon a time it was cool to like Limp Bizkit but they are people who like them are now called Townies definatly not cool, Slipknot is at the moment a cool band (I hate them though) but in the next few months Slipknot fans will be called Townies I can guarentee it as they are becoming too popular!
3. Simpsons
It is cool to like Simpsons very cool you must like the Simpsons to be cool.
4. Girl/boy friends
Having an Ugly boy/girlfriend definatly makes you uncool, being bisexual or homosexual makes you uncool meanwhile not having a girl/boy friend is perfectly acceptable. (I pass that one at least)
5. Intellegence
Being a little clever is perfectly fine e.g. getting 3 or 4 C's at GCSE meanwhile being too clever makes you a "swat" or "geek" this is uncool.
6. Parents
You must hate them to be cool.
7. Pokemon
You must not under any circumstances like Pokemon it is just uncool.
8. Sports
Are ok but being too good or too bad makes you uncool, if you are female you have to hate sports or feel the wraith of uncoolness.
9. Movies
You must like movies others like, if you hated the Matrix you are uncool if you liked Star Wars Episode one you are uncool.
10. Internet
Is cool for porn and buying stuff but mking websites and writing on it is uncool you must not become obsessed with the net.
11. Life
You must hate life and be depressed alot to gain respect in being cool.
12. Games
The one you have been waiting for Games are cool but only a bit. A gang leader will have a Playstation and so will many other followers who one day wish to reach their masters state of cool. A few may own an N64 this is not uncool as then this gang can play multiplayer games. Knowing who made a game, how the industry works or exact release dates is uncool you are a geek.
Look above in more than one occasion I am classed as Uncool well that time has ended now it is time to bring forth a revolution a new "cool" where internet fanatics, serious gamers and Limp Bizkit lovers will run free to rule the world.
Now isn't this topic cool.
Dringo
1. Football
Is Cool but don't start learning transfer fees and other such really interesting ins and outs of the clubs if you do then you are instantly recognized as a different type of person a football nut not a bad label but it pulls you away from the status of cool!
2. Music
The most important thing to be cool but it is difficult to get right. Once upon a time it was cool to like Limp Bizkit but they are people who like them are now called Townies definatly not cool, Slipknot is at the moment a cool band (I hate them though) but in the next few months Slipknot fans will be called Townies I can guarentee it as they are becoming too popular!
3. Simpsons
It is cool to like Simpsons very cool you must like the Simpsons to be cool.
4. Girl/boy friends
Having an Ugly boy/girlfriend definatly makes you uncool, being bisexual or homosexual makes you uncool meanwhile not having a girl/boy friend is perfectly acceptable. (I pass that one at least)
5. Intellegence
Being a little clever is perfectly fine e.g. getting 3 or 4 C's at GCSE meanwhile being too clever makes you a "swat" or "geek" this is uncool.
6. Parents
You must hate them to be cool.
7. Pokemon
You must not under any circumstances like Pokemon it is just uncool.
8. Sports
Are ok but being too good or too bad makes you uncool, if you are female you have to hate sports or feel the wraith of uncoolness.
9. Movies
You must like movies others like, if you hated the Matrix you are uncool if you liked Star Wars Episode one you are uncool.
10. Internet
Is cool for porn and buying stuff but mking websites and writing on it is uncool you must not become obsessed with the net.
11. Life
You must hate life and be depressed alot to gain respect in being cool.
12. Games
The one you have been waiting for Games are cool but only a bit. A gang leader will have a Playstation and so will many other followers who one day wish to reach their masters state of cool. A few may own an N64 this is not uncool as then this gang can play multiplayer games. Knowing who made a game, how the industry works or exact release dates is uncool you are a geek.
Look above in more than one occasion I am classed as Uncool well that time has ended now it is time to bring forth a revolution a new "cool" where internet fanatics, serious gamers and Limp Bizkit lovers will run free to rule the world.
Now isn't this topic cool.
Dringo
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Time_Warp wrote:
> SLipknot is not and never shall be Cool. Neither has Limp bizkit. Only to
> grungers who like Nirvana, SLipknot and buy Jansport bags.
I don't think you got the point of the post but never mind.
> SLipknot is not and never shall be Cool. Neither has Limp bizkit. Only to
> grungers who like Nirvana, SLipknot and buy Jansport bags.
I don't think you got the point of the post but never mind.
" ... Ma Moma says a am cool ... "
Don't know what film I heard that in but it makes me laugh every time.
Don't know what film I heard that in but it makes me laugh every time.
10. Internet
Is cool for porn and buying stuff but mking websites and writing on it is uncool you must not become obsessed with the net.
Well what if you go to an ICT Technology College/University.
THEN the gang leaders will be the ones who are the most likely to make the most money from Web Design etc.
No?
Is cool for porn and buying stuff but mking websites and writing on it is uncool you must not become obsessed with the net.
Well what if you go to an ICT Technology College/University.
THEN the gang leaders will be the ones who are the most likely to make the most money from Web Design etc.
No?
My brother is the epitome of cool.
He wears baggy trousers/jeans and listems to metal. He spikes his hair up. He's gone off llimp bizkit as they're not so cool now.
I mock him.
Extensively.
He wears baggy trousers/jeans and listems to metal. He spikes his hair up. He's gone off llimp bizkit as they're not so cool now.
I mock him.
Extensively.
Strafex say:
"Some people try so hard to be cool that they end up cold."
Words of wisdom indeed. Very nice.
"Some people try so hard to be cool that they end up cold."
Words of wisdom indeed. Very nice.
Just as predicted SLipknot is now a townie band!
Some people try so hard to be cool that they end up cold.
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