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*News just in that another monkey attack has been recorded at the HQ of Nintendo in Japan, we are going live now to Ted Tendo who is outside the HQ*
'Oh... my ...god, I am here at the scene of a terrible attempted murder of the amazing games creater Shiguru Miyamoto, one eye witness made this statement':
"All I saw was a monkey shaped blur, and then I heard a five minute struggle, and then I saw some kind of green shaped shell, it was attacking Mr. Miyamoto, it was flying around him, the monkey looked as if it was enjoying this. It was dancing. And running away... then I think I saw Shigsy control the shell to fly directly at the monkey, hitting him out of the 56th floor...and thats all... is this going to be on television? Can I say hi to....*recording stopped*"
' We had to end recording with that eyewitness as he started to talk about his personal issues, but from his report we can make out that the monkey used some kind of magic to get a green shell to attack the body of Shigeru... at the moment I am waiting for his presence in an interview to explain the situa.....OH, here he comes....
*New Title Screen sweeps screen*
'Live from Nintendo HQ, we bring you this exclusive live interview with Shiguru Miyamoto (is that how you say it? Oh..ok)'
'In your own words, please, and at your own time, Shigeru, can you tell us what happened?'
After slowly lifting up his cup of tea and taking a long slow slip Miyamoto begins to speak,
'I was working you see, it was work on a new game character which has already taken me five years, its another Mario character... but lets not go into that. As I worked I heard my secretary scream, she does this quite often, for big devil spider normally scare her, so I didnt take notice of it. Then just like three days ago, a crazy monkey burst through the doors, shouting nonsense and screaming in a strange... monkey language'
*taking another long slip before continuing'
'It was coming straight for me, this time he had eaten one of my few mushrooms which give the user a sense of invincibility, I was stuck in a corner, with its hairy monkey hands fast approaching me and with its razor sharp gums I knew I was near the end...'
*another slip*
'.... and then, without a thought, I reached for a green turtle shell, one much alike the ones that are used in my Mario Kart Game which can be brought from most game shops including UKgames.com, anyway, with this turtle shell spinning around my waist I saw a chance to fire it straight at the monkey. My timing had to be impeccable, as these chances don't come to often...
*another llonnnnngggg slip*
'... BAMMMMMMMM, I had hit the crazy monkey, who had began to run from the shell, the impact was amazing, he flew straight through the window of my office, and if you can and have a look around the corner you will see a decapitated monkey on the road.'
*finishing the drink*
'Anyway, I am sure this is the act of the extreme Sony group, who when get scared, send pointless monkeys to try and do a mans job, maybe the whole company is run and worked in by monkeys.. could explain a few things... anyway, I have to get back to work'
*so with a huge cheesy smile, and a laughable haircut, Shigsy went back to work*
Ted Tendo begins to speak,
'Well, I have never heard such an imaginative story in all my life, obviously there was something in his drink, maybe you have to be a little errm... crazy to develop such incredible games, who knows... back to the studio'
*Ted Tendo, walks completely bemused away from the HQ, he turns the corner and walks along the pavement, looking down he sees broken glass, his eyes drift across the road. He spots a huge pool of blood near the center of the road and becomes completely numb, his eyes look up and in the shadow of one of the street turnoffs, he sees a monkey like shadow meanandering away....'
*Travelling to Japan, you will still see Ted Tendo in the same spot, everyday people come and force feed him, hobody can move him, people really dont know what he saw, Shigsy looks over him every morning from his desk.... Ted's eyes continue to stare down the offroad...'
'Oh... my ...god, I am here at the scene of a terrible attempted murder of the amazing games creater Shiguru Miyamoto, one eye witness made this statement':
"All I saw was a monkey shaped blur, and then I heard a five minute struggle, and then I saw some kind of green shaped shell, it was attacking Mr. Miyamoto, it was flying around him, the monkey looked as if it was enjoying this. It was dancing. And running away... then I think I saw Shigsy control the shell to fly directly at the monkey, hitting him out of the 56th floor...and thats all... is this going to be on television? Can I say hi to....*recording stopped*"
' We had to end recording with that eyewitness as he started to talk about his personal issues, but from his report we can make out that the monkey used some kind of magic to get a green shell to attack the body of Shigeru... at the moment I am waiting for his presence in an interview to explain the situa.....OH, here he comes....
*New Title Screen sweeps screen*
'Live from Nintendo HQ, we bring you this exclusive live interview with Shiguru Miyamoto (is that how you say it? Oh..ok)'
'In your own words, please, and at your own time, Shigeru, can you tell us what happened?'
After slowly lifting up his cup of tea and taking a long slow slip Miyamoto begins to speak,
'I was working you see, it was work on a new game character which has already taken me five years, its another Mario character... but lets not go into that. As I worked I heard my secretary scream, she does this quite often, for big devil spider normally scare her, so I didnt take notice of it. Then just like three days ago, a crazy monkey burst through the doors, shouting nonsense and screaming in a strange... monkey language'
*taking another long slip before continuing'
'It was coming straight for me, this time he had eaten one of my few mushrooms which give the user a sense of invincibility, I was stuck in a corner, with its hairy monkey hands fast approaching me and with its razor sharp gums I knew I was near the end...'
*another slip*
'.... and then, without a thought, I reached for a green turtle shell, one much alike the ones that are used in my Mario Kart Game which can be brought from most game shops including UKgames.com, anyway, with this turtle shell spinning around my waist I saw a chance to fire it straight at the monkey. My timing had to be impeccable, as these chances don't come to often...
*another llonnnnngggg slip*
'... BAMMMMMMMM, I had hit the crazy monkey, who had began to run from the shell, the impact was amazing, he flew straight through the window of my office, and if you can and have a look around the corner you will see a decapitated monkey on the road.'
*finishing the drink*
'Anyway, I am sure this is the act of the extreme Sony group, who when get scared, send pointless monkeys to try and do a mans job, maybe the whole company is run and worked in by monkeys.. could explain a few things... anyway, I have to get back to work'
*so with a huge cheesy smile, and a laughable haircut, Shigsy went back to work*
Ted Tendo begins to speak,
'Well, I have never heard such an imaginative story in all my life, obviously there was something in his drink, maybe you have to be a little errm... crazy to develop such incredible games, who knows... back to the studio'
*Ted Tendo, walks completely bemused away from the HQ, he turns the corner and walks along the pavement, looking down he sees broken glass, his eyes drift across the road. He spots a huge pool of blood near the center of the road and becomes completely numb, his eyes look up and in the shadow of one of the street turnoffs, he sees a monkey like shadow meanandering away....'
*Travelling to Japan, you will still see Ted Tendo in the same spot, everyday people come and force feed him, hobody can move him, people really dont know what he saw, Shigsy looks over him every morning from his desk.... Ted's eyes continue to stare down the offroad...'
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Turbonutter wrote:
> Note to self: Buy more monkeys, viagra, C4.
You mean:
"Note to self: JUMP over the shell next time"
;-D
> Note to self: Buy more monkeys, viagra, C4.
You mean:
"Note to self: JUMP over the shell next time"
;-D
I do.
FinalFantasyFanatic wrote:
> they look like somthing a liitle different to eyes to me.
if you know what i
> mean. eh, eh?
Nobody has a clue what you mean!
> they look like somthing a liitle different to eyes to me.
if you know what i
> mean. eh, eh?
Nobody has a clue what you mean!
they look like somthing a liitle different to eyes to me.
if you know what i mean. eh, eh?
if you know what i mean. eh, eh?
er-no wrote:
> shaneo wrote:
> er-no wrote:
> shaneo wrote:
> Nice story
> Er-No.
Its not a
> story!
Oh rite. The ( . )( . ) are watching
> you!
hmmmmmm.... eyes... oh yeah.. ok
Hehe.
> shaneo wrote:
> er-no wrote:
> shaneo wrote:
> Nice story
> Er-No.
Its not a
> story!
Oh rite. The ( . )( . ) are watching
> you!
hmmmmmm.... eyes... oh yeah.. ok
Hehe.
shaneo wrote:
> er-no wrote:
> shaneo wrote:
> Nice story Er-No.
Its not a
> story!
Oh rite. The ( . )( . ) are watching you!
hmmmmmm.... eyes... oh yeah.. ok
> er-no wrote:
> shaneo wrote:
> Nice story Er-No.
Its not a
> story!
Oh rite. The ( . )( . ) are watching you!
hmmmmmm.... eyes... oh yeah.. ok
big_slow wrote:
> GRRR anoyther long post. i never read them but end up posting in the topic!
Maybe you should read it!
Then you might have a sodding reason to make a post.
> GRRR anoyther long post. i never read them but end up posting in the topic!
Maybe you should read it!
Then you might have a sodding reason to make a post.
er-no wrote:
> shaneo wrote:
> Nice story Er-No.
Its not a story!
Oh rite. The ( . )( . ) are watching you!
> shaneo wrote:
> Nice story Er-No.
Its not a story!
Oh rite. The ( . )( . ) are watching you!
shaneo wrote:
> Nice story Er-No.
Its not a story!
> Nice story Er-No.
Its not a story!
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