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Hey did anyone see the fake story in OXM this month, the one about the new consoles? If you didn't, here it is:
***Xbox 3 is here!PS4 is here!We're lying!***
Microsort is planning to skip a generation and launch Xbox 3 in May 2005, with a 3Ghz P4 processor, 60 GB hard drive, and the ability to burn DVD's. The price tag will be £300. Quick as a flash, Sony hits back. PS4 will launch in Autumn 2004. Featuring a new Mitsubushi wonder-chip, it has a faster processor and a VR headset-for £150. It takes Nintendo 1/2 an hour to respond. Gamecube 11 will feature a holographic prostitute, will ship with Pokémon weverunoutofcolours, cost £29.99 and will be on sale next tuesday.
LOL?ROFL? I was!
***Xbox 3 is here!PS4 is here!We're lying!***
Microsort is planning to skip a generation and launch Xbox 3 in May 2005, with a 3Ghz P4 processor, 60 GB hard drive, and the ability to burn DVD's. The price tag will be £300. Quick as a flash, Sony hits back. PS4 will launch in Autumn 2004. Featuring a new Mitsubushi wonder-chip, it has a faster processor and a VR headset-for £150. It takes Nintendo 1/2 an hour to respond. Gamecube 11 will feature a holographic prostitute, will ship with Pokémon weverunoutofcolours, cost £29.99 and will be on sale next tuesday.
LOL?ROFL? I was!
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Jeez.
Your like those fooking daily mail readers.
Never pleased with light hearted humour.
Your like those fooking daily mail readers.
Never pleased with light hearted humour.
That's about as amusing as finding out your mother has caught rabies after making hot passionate love to a dog.
The first story wasn't funny at all.
Pfft.
Lighten up a bit mate....
Lighten up a bit mate....
That's not funny.
Haha.
I love the picture of president bush - Its proper funny.
I love the picture of president bush - Its proper funny.
"Nintendo guru in Rare bout of violence"
"Overheard in a bar at E3: Nintendo was desperate to hang on to top developer Rare that Mrio inventor, Shigeru Miyamoto stood guard outside its Berkshire offices with a Samurai sword.
'It was scary' said one employee. 'He would ask anyone coming in if they were trying to buy the company. If they said yes he would reply 'This dishonours us both' and chase them round and round the car-park. Of course, after a while people wised up. Just before the takeover an enitre busload of men wearing Xbox badges turned up with big sacks of money... They said they were Jehovah's Witnesses and Miyamoto just let them in. I don't think he'll ever get over the shame..."
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Bwahahahahahahaha
I personally laughed out loud at that.
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"Mincer Cell? Sam outed by ageing star"
"Sam Fisher, The reclusive star of the hit game, Splinter Cell, has never been one to discuss his private life. Indeed, it's hard to get him to stop shooting at you long enough to hold a conversation. Recently, however, this has led to persistant rumours about his sexuality.
'I'm not saying nuthin'...' said former video game star - Duke Nukem.
'But if you ask me, any guy who spends his evenings sprawled spread-eagled above corridors while men he hardly knows pass back and forth between his legs, has some serious issues....'
Of course, shock revelations about video game icons are nothing new. In the late 80's, Pac Man was revealed to be addicted to sex and drugs by his own wife, Ms Pac Man. 'He used to run around the house chomping viagra and then party for days!' she claimed."
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HAHA
"Overheard in a bar at E3: Nintendo was desperate to hang on to top developer Rare that Mrio inventor, Shigeru Miyamoto stood guard outside its Berkshire offices with a Samurai sword.
'It was scary' said one employee. 'He would ask anyone coming in if they were trying to buy the company. If they said yes he would reply 'This dishonours us both' and chase them round and round the car-park. Of course, after a while people wised up. Just before the takeover an enitre busload of men wearing Xbox badges turned up with big sacks of money... They said they were Jehovah's Witnesses and Miyamoto just let them in. I don't think he'll ever get over the shame..."
****
Bwahahahahahahaha
I personally laughed out loud at that.
****
"Mincer Cell? Sam outed by ageing star"
"Sam Fisher, The reclusive star of the hit game, Splinter Cell, has never been one to discuss his private life. Indeed, it's hard to get him to stop shooting at you long enough to hold a conversation. Recently, however, this has led to persistant rumours about his sexuality.
'I'm not saying nuthin'...' said former video game star - Duke Nukem.
'But if you ask me, any guy who spends his evenings sprawled spread-eagled above corridors while men he hardly knows pass back and forth between his legs, has some serious issues....'
Of course, shock revelations about video game icons are nothing new. In the late 80's, Pac Man was revealed to be addicted to sex and drugs by his own wife, Ms Pac Man. 'He used to run around the house chomping viagra and then party for days!' she claimed."
***
HAHA
The pictures were better.
LMAO!!! Hilariarse.
Hey did anyone see the fake story in OXM this month, the one about the new consoles? If you didn't, here it is:
***Xbox 3 is here!PS4 is here!We're lying!***
Microsort is planning to skip a generation and launch Xbox 3 in May 2005, with a 3Ghz P4 processor, 60 GB hard drive, and the ability to burn DVD's. The price tag will be £300. Quick as a flash, Sony hits back. PS4 will launch in Autumn 2004. Featuring a new Mitsubushi wonder-chip, it has a faster processor and a VR headset-for £150. It takes Nintendo 1/2 an hour to respond. Gamecube 11 will feature a holographic prostitute, will ship with Pokémon weverunoutofcolours, cost £29.99 and will be on sale next tuesday.
LOL?ROFL? I was!
***Xbox 3 is here!PS4 is here!We're lying!***
Microsort is planning to skip a generation and launch Xbox 3 in May 2005, with a 3Ghz P4 processor, 60 GB hard drive, and the ability to burn DVD's. The price tag will be £300. Quick as a flash, Sony hits back. PS4 will launch in Autumn 2004. Featuring a new Mitsubushi wonder-chip, it has a faster processor and a VR headset-for £150. It takes Nintendo 1/2 an hour to respond. Gamecube 11 will feature a holographic prostitute, will ship with Pokémon weverunoutofcolours, cost £29.99 and will be on sale next tuesday.
LOL?ROFL? I was!
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