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"Lets count to 1,000,000, i'll start us off :)"

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999,992 bottles of bear on the wall.
999,992 bottles of bear.
You take one down,
Pass it around,
999,991 bottles of bear on the wall!

is bear a new fizzy drink? :)

999,991 bottles of bear on the wall.
999,991 bottles of bear.
You take one down,
Pass it around,
999,990 bottles of bear on the wall!

999,990 bottles of bear on the wall.
999,990 bottles of bear.
You take one down,
Pass it around,
999,989 bottles of bear on the wall!


But how did the bears get inside the bottles? Is it like those ships you can get?

Dr Duck wrote:
> 999,990 bottles of bear on the wall.
> 999,990 bottles of bear.
> You take one down,
> Pass it around,
> 999,989 bottles of bear on the wall!
>
>
> But how did the bears get inside the bottles? Is it like those ships
> you can get?

No, they dice the bears in a huge industrial processing plant and put the foul juices into the bottle.

THUS producing THE bottle of bear.

///™ Its a bear claw mark. Part of the advertising.™

Is it one whole bear to a bottle? Or is it one bear for the entire 1,000,000 bottles?
It'd explain the use of the singular...

998,989 bottles of bear on the wall.
998,989 bottles of bear.
You take one down,
Pass it around,
998,988 bottles of bear on the wall!

Good idea, let's just drop a thousand every ten or so verses. Save a bit of time.

7 bottles of bear on the wall.
7 bottles of bear.
You take one down,
Pass it around,
6 bottles of bear on the wall!

Yes?

Or:

999,989 bottles of bear on the wall.
999,989 bottles of bear.
You take one down,
Pass it around,
999,988 bottles of bear on the wall!


If we want to keep it. You decide.

Oh, and I think someone (staff. Or government) changed it the posts, so we're one bottle higher now.
It's a conspiracy I tell you.

999,988 bottles of bear on the wall.
999,988 bottles of bear.
You take one down,
Pass it around,
999,987 bottles of bear on the wall!

:)