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The kids are at school, we're at work and it's lunchtime.
So, I say we put half-baked thread topics in here for our own amusement.
I shall begin:
Glass.
Who the hell stood on a beach and thought "Well this sand stuff is ok, but I reckon I can super-heat it and then I'll be able to see through it and it will be hard"
Too much time on their hands.
So, I say we put half-baked thread topics in here for our own amusement.
I shall begin:
Glass.
Who the hell stood on a beach and thought "Well this sand stuff is ok, but I reckon I can super-heat it and then I'll be able to see through it and it will be hard"
Too much time on their hands.
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The kids are at school, we're at work and it's lunchtime.
So, I say we put half-baked thread topics in here for our own amusement.
I shall begin:
Glass.
Who the hell stood on a beach and thought "Well this sand stuff is ok, but I reckon I can super-heat it and then I'll be able to see through it and it will be hard"
Too much time on their hands.
So, I say we put half-baked thread topics in here for our own amusement.
I shall begin:
Glass.
Who the hell stood on a beach and thought "Well this sand stuff is ok, but I reckon I can super-heat it and then I'll be able to see through it and it will be hard"
Too much time on their hands.
And who decided to name fruit with those names?
When you 1st see a banana, what made you peel it 1st?
Or coconuts, "I know, let's smash this hard thing open and drink the bitter milk and eat the flaky flesh"
And in honour of the upwire:
This is stupid
Gamecube sucks the Wings Mullet
Thanks for reading, Ant
When you 1st see a banana, what made you peel it 1st?
Or coconuts, "I know, let's smash this hard thing open and drink the bitter milk and eat the flaky flesh"
And in honour of the upwire:
This is stupid
Gamecube sucks the Wings Mullet
Thanks for reading, Ant
Why do drive through ATMs in America have brail on the keys?
If you pull up to a petrol station in your car, fill up with petrol, then try and buy a packet of fags, why do they ask you for ID to prove you're over 16?
1. Why does the sun lighten our hair, but darken our skin?
2. Why can't women put on mascara with their mouth closed?
3. Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle?
4. Why don't you ever see the headline "Psychic Wins Lottery"?
5. Why is "abbreviated" such a long word?
6. Why is a boxing ring square?
7. Why is it considered necessary to nail down the lid of a coffin?
8. Why is it that doctors call what they do "practice"?
9. Why is it that rain drops but snow falls?
10.Why is it that to stop Windows 95, you have to click on "Start"?
11.Why is it that when you're driving and looking for an address, you turn
down the volume on the radio?
12.Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavour, and dishwashing liquid
made with real lemons?
13.Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker?
14.Why is the third hand on the watch called a second hand?
15.Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called rush hour?
2. Why can't women put on mascara with their mouth closed?
3. Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle?
4. Why don't you ever see the headline "Psychic Wins Lottery"?
5. Why is "abbreviated" such a long word?
6. Why is a boxing ring square?
7. Why is it considered necessary to nail down the lid of a coffin?
8. Why is it that doctors call what they do "practice"?
9. Why is it that rain drops but snow falls?
10.Why is it that to stop Windows 95, you have to click on "Start"?
11.Why is it that when you're driving and looking for an address, you turn
down the volume on the radio?
12.Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavour, and dishwashing liquid
made with real lemons?
13.Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker?
14.Why is the third hand on the watch called a second hand?
15.Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called rush hour?
Why is "monosyllabic" not?
Why is orange jam called marmalade?
Who puts the holes in cheese?
Who puts the holes in cheese?
If a cow laughed, would milk come out of her nose?
When cheese gets it's picture taken, what does it say?
Whose cruel idea was it for the word 'lisp' to have an 's' in it?
How come 'abbreviated' is such a long word?
Why does sour cream have a 'Best Before' date?
If a tree falls in the forest and no one is around to see it, do the other trees make fun of it?
Why is a carrot more orange than an orange?
Do fish get cramp after eating?
How much deeper would the ocean be if sponges didn't grow in it?
Why did Kamikaze pilots wear helmets?
When cheese gets it's picture taken, what does it say?
Whose cruel idea was it for the word 'lisp' to have an 's' in it?
How come 'abbreviated' is such a long word?
Why does sour cream have a 'Best Before' date?
If a tree falls in the forest and no one is around to see it, do the other trees make fun of it?
Why is a carrot more orange than an orange?
Do fish get cramp after eating?
How much deeper would the ocean be if sponges didn't grow in it?
Why did Kamikaze pilots wear helmets?
What was the man who discovered thatyou could milk cows trying to do originally?
why does bread/toast land butter side down?????
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