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Ok, I know most of you people are 12-16 so let me break a few things down about the opposite sex for you, save you the hassle of finding this stuff out for yourself.
They ALWAYS care about Valentine's Day
I don't care what they say, don't let them fool you.
When asked if you care, if like me you say "I don't need Hallmark to tell me when to be emotional" and they say "Yeah, me too", DO NOT just not bother.
They will sulk for days, and it doesn't matter that they said they didn't want anything.
They ALL do, they just lie about it
If you've been with them for a while, they will see if you do care by pretending they lose interest, to see if you will chase.
"I need some space" translates into "I'm going to ignore you now and I want you to get upset and call me lots so I feel wanted and special that way"
However, if you don't run after them, they get moody and say "You aren't even upset".
The wrong thing to say is "No, you're right, I'm not"
You can not see your mates to go see her, that is ok.
You can not see her to go see your mates, that is wrong.
They love big, stupid cuddly toys.
My sister got a huge teddy and didn't want it (from an ex-boyfriend) so she gave it to me.
I took it the missus, gave it to her with a "Find a home for that thing if you know anyone" and it now lives on her bed wearing an old shirt of mine.
This is a 28yr old, Yamaha R6, Kung-Fu woman - they ALL love furry toys.
If they say they don't? They are lying.
They fart too, so don't let them get angry when you pop one and then shake trying not to laugh next to her in bed.
She may pretend to be offended, just tell her that she should have heard herself in the night.
Do not ever (and I cannot stress this enough) say "I didn't really notice" when she asks what you think of her new hairdo.
Just because she calls her female mates "Girlfriends", does not mean that you are in with a chance of watching anything remotely European in the comfort of your own room.
She will get angry and not talk to you for at least an hour if you suggest it might be fun to try.
She can insult her best mate after a row, but you are not allowed to. That means you are insensitive and you never really liked her mates, you just put up with them. (this is the truth, but do not let her know this)
There are other little rules, but remember those main ones and you will not go wrong.
Now, if you'll excuse me, I need to stop off at a garage and buy some flowers to show I care.
(oh yeah, if you are in a band, do not let women come to rehearsals. Ever.)
They ALWAYS care about Valentine's Day
I don't care what they say, don't let them fool you.
When asked if you care, if like me you say "I don't need Hallmark to tell me when to be emotional" and they say "Yeah, me too", DO NOT just not bother.
They will sulk for days, and it doesn't matter that they said they didn't want anything.
They ALL do, they just lie about it
If you've been with them for a while, they will see if you do care by pretending they lose interest, to see if you will chase.
"I need some space" translates into "I'm going to ignore you now and I want you to get upset and call me lots so I feel wanted and special that way"
However, if you don't run after them, they get moody and say "You aren't even upset".
The wrong thing to say is "No, you're right, I'm not"
You can not see your mates to go see her, that is ok.
You can not see her to go see your mates, that is wrong.
They love big, stupid cuddly toys.
My sister got a huge teddy and didn't want it (from an ex-boyfriend) so she gave it to me.
I took it the missus, gave it to her with a "Find a home for that thing if you know anyone" and it now lives on her bed wearing an old shirt of mine.
This is a 28yr old, Yamaha R6, Kung-Fu woman - they ALL love furry toys.
If they say they don't? They are lying.
They fart too, so don't let them get angry when you pop one and then shake trying not to laugh next to her in bed.
She may pretend to be offended, just tell her that she should have heard herself in the night.
Do not ever (and I cannot stress this enough) say "I didn't really notice" when she asks what you think of her new hairdo.
Just because she calls her female mates "Girlfriends", does not mean that you are in with a chance of watching anything remotely European in the comfort of your own room.
She will get angry and not talk to you for at least an hour if you suggest it might be fun to try.
She can insult her best mate after a row, but you are not allowed to. That means you are insensitive and you never really liked her mates, you just put up with them. (this is the truth, but do not let her know this)
There are other little rules, but remember those main ones and you will not go wrong.
Now, if you'll excuse me, I need to stop off at a garage and buy some flowers to show I care.
(oh yeah, if you are in a band, do not let women come to rehearsals. Ever.)
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I knew most of this and heres an extra rule I remember featured in an episode of friends which is quite relavent.
(By the way dont listen to everyting Tv says about relationships)
If she ever asks...
"Do I look fat to you?"
Under no circumstances do you LOOK to check, never look make it a reflex she asks you if she looks fat, you say instantly No!
Do I look fat?
No!
And things should be okey dokey :D
(By the way dont listen to everyting Tv says about relationships)
If she ever asks...
"Do I look fat to you?"
Under no circumstances do you LOOK to check, never look make it a reflex she asks you if she looks fat, you say instantly No!
Do I look fat?
No!
And things should be okey dokey :D
Ok, I know most of you people are 12-16 so let me break a few things down about the opposite sex for you, save you the hassle of finding this stuff out for yourself.
They ALWAYS care about Valentine's Day
I don't care what they say, don't let them fool you.
When asked if you care, if like me you say "I don't need Hallmark to tell me when to be emotional" and they say "Yeah, me too", DO NOT just not bother.
They will sulk for days, and it doesn't matter that they said they didn't want anything.
They ALL do, they just lie about it
If you've been with them for a while, they will see if you do care by pretending they lose interest, to see if you will chase.
"I need some space" translates into "I'm going to ignore you now and I want you to get upset and call me lots so I feel wanted and special that way"
However, if you don't run after them, they get moody and say "You aren't even upset".
The wrong thing to say is "No, you're right, I'm not"
You can not see your mates to go see her, that is ok.
You can not see her to go see your mates, that is wrong.
They love big, stupid cuddly toys.
My sister got a huge teddy and didn't want it (from an ex-boyfriend) so she gave it to me.
I took it the missus, gave it to her with a "Find a home for that thing if you know anyone" and it now lives on her bed wearing an old shirt of mine.
This is a 28yr old, Yamaha R6, Kung-Fu woman - they ALL love furry toys.
If they say they don't? They are lying.
They fart too, so don't let them get angry when you pop one and then shake trying not to laugh next to her in bed.
She may pretend to be offended, just tell her that she should have heard herself in the night.
Do not ever (and I cannot stress this enough) say "I didn't really notice" when she asks what you think of her new hairdo.
Just because she calls her female mates "Girlfriends", does not mean that you are in with a chance of watching anything remotely European in the comfort of your own room.
She will get angry and not talk to you for at least an hour if you suggest it might be fun to try.
She can insult her best mate after a row, but you are not allowed to. That means you are insensitive and you never really liked her mates, you just put up with them. (this is the truth, but do not let her know this)
There are other little rules, but remember those main ones and you will not go wrong.
Now, if you'll excuse me, I need to stop off at a garage and buy some flowers to show I care.
(oh yeah, if you are in a band, do not let women come to rehearsals. Ever.)
They ALWAYS care about Valentine's Day
I don't care what they say, don't let them fool you.
When asked if you care, if like me you say "I don't need Hallmark to tell me when to be emotional" and they say "Yeah, me too", DO NOT just not bother.
They will sulk for days, and it doesn't matter that they said they didn't want anything.
They ALL do, they just lie about it
If you've been with them for a while, they will see if you do care by pretending they lose interest, to see if you will chase.
"I need some space" translates into "I'm going to ignore you now and I want you to get upset and call me lots so I feel wanted and special that way"
However, if you don't run after them, they get moody and say "You aren't even upset".
The wrong thing to say is "No, you're right, I'm not"
You can not see your mates to go see her, that is ok.
You can not see her to go see your mates, that is wrong.
They love big, stupid cuddly toys.
My sister got a huge teddy and didn't want it (from an ex-boyfriend) so she gave it to me.
I took it the missus, gave it to her with a "Find a home for that thing if you know anyone" and it now lives on her bed wearing an old shirt of mine.
This is a 28yr old, Yamaha R6, Kung-Fu woman - they ALL love furry toys.
If they say they don't? They are lying.
They fart too, so don't let them get angry when you pop one and then shake trying not to laugh next to her in bed.
She may pretend to be offended, just tell her that she should have heard herself in the night.
Do not ever (and I cannot stress this enough) say "I didn't really notice" when she asks what you think of her new hairdo.
Just because she calls her female mates "Girlfriends", does not mean that you are in with a chance of watching anything remotely European in the comfort of your own room.
She will get angry and not talk to you for at least an hour if you suggest it might be fun to try.
She can insult her best mate after a row, but you are not allowed to. That means you are insensitive and you never really liked her mates, you just put up with them. (this is the truth, but do not let her know this)
There are other little rules, but remember those main ones and you will not go wrong.
Now, if you'll excuse me, I need to stop off at a garage and buy some flowers to show I care.
(oh yeah, if you are in a band, do not let women come to rehearsals. Ever.)
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