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Luigis Mansion is RUBBSIH! Yeah thats right complete tosh!
It looks rubbish, the idea is rubbish it all a pile of rubbish, thats why he walks around with a hoover on his back to clear up all the mess the game is going to make.
Do I want to play Ghostbusters?
No!
Is luigis head too big for his body?
Yes!
Why dosent he ever empty his ghost zapping hoover thing?
Gaud knows!
Luigi has a big mouth dosent he? He also screams a lot even in other games he's always scared, the big poof! He must have woken up late one night while his chum Mario was sleeping and he crept over him ( they sleep in the same bed you see, there very close, Mario saving the princess is all an act to cover his image, ever seen him kiss the princess back?..........exactly ) and thought I know ill sneak out and go in that spooky haunted house with a hoover for no particular reason whatsoever.
How come luigi whears those green overalls everywhere?
Because he's a dirty hippy, save the green earth man.
How can he jump so high?
Becasue he thinks he can fly, he uses all those suspicious looking mushrooms about ya see.
Why is it called Luigis Mansion? It cant be his.
He built the fence around it and ten years later he claimed it as his own. His new bachelor pad, he's cleaning it out so he and Mario can move in.
Luigis mansion is poofy, what the hell is the deal with that little doctor dude?
By the way this is all a joke, the game does look good I just thought I would poke fun at it so dont go having a go at me or else there will be trouble. :D
Methinks I will post alot of mickey taking in this topic.
You have a go take the mikey out of a Gamecube or N64 game I mean why the hell not it only for a laugh and to brighten this forum up :D
Have fun
Andy
> your right. its lame!
Not half as lame as your grammar.
He must
> have woken up late one night while his chum Mario was sleeping and he crept over
> him ( they sleep in the same bed you see, there very close, Mario saving the
> princess is all an act to cover his image, ever seen him kiss the princess
> back?
All very incestous, considering they are brothers!
StarFox:
> Dinosaur Planet is probably one of my more anticipated titles,
> however.
Shocktrooper.
I think mine is definately rogue leader, the detail is simply amazing.
Who has ever heard of a game with the main charachter hurrying around a haunted mansion with only a torch and hoover as his armory? I don't think you have, somehow.
He actually wins the mansion somehow - I read it in a magazine - NGC magzine to be precise ;-)
The aim of the game is get dispose of every single ghost that inhabits the spooky mansion. But as you start to clear the house out of the terrible ghools, you meet a freaky-looking professor along the way. He tells Luigi that he has the technology to turn ghosts into paintings you see, and that he'll pay Luigi for every ghost he gets - or something like that. Or he says that they are worth a lot of money, and that if he and Luigi work together to clear the house out, they can earn themselves a tasty amount of money.
That's it I think. Oh yeah, it is rumoured that Mario does make a brief appearance at the end of the game, because, I'm not entirley sure about this, but Mario is hidden and stuck and that Luigi needs to rescue him. I might be wrong.
Anyway, Luigi's Mansion has to be one of my most anticipated titles of the Gamecube - if you don't like it, lump it. It's just going to be soooo good and enjoyable, you see!
StarFox: Dinosaur Planet is probably one of my more anticipated titles, however.
Shocktrooper.
slik ~_~