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"ALL consoles and computer are pants."

All computers are pants.
It’s not just consoles, but all of them.
I remember when I were a lad, we had nothing but Atari console. And it was pants. Even then, as a kid, I sat there thinking “This is terrible”.

Then I got a BBC Model B: Thunderous clouds of naffness.
Then an Amiga: It smelt funny
Then a Megadrive: it had Sonic. A blue hedgehog in sneakers. Baaaaad.
Then Super Nintendo: Street Fighter made my head hurt and my hands twist.
Then a PS1: It was alright, rubbish for watching DVDs on though
Then a PC: This is ok for a bit, then I had to keep putting things in and adding to it. This is a bad thing.
Then a PS2: It plays movies, sometimes. It plays games, but I don’t like any of them.

So, in summary, every single computer made for games in your home (that I can bothered to write about) are terrible.
So, I am unbiased in my derision and we can now end the “My console is better than yours” spats.

*looks at watch*
34 minutes left.

I’m bored.

Stop bloody saying pants!!!!!!!!!!!

;-)

Never even gave the N64 a chance... :0)

Or Dreamcast.

Or loads others.

So HOW can you say ALL consoles are pants. I would just say that your TASTE is pants.

Yeah. :0)

There was some pretty awful jokes in there.


But who gives a fudge?

Indeed. :-D

Now back to that bloody Maths.

But Y-fronts are rather pathetic, so maybe we could call bad things Y-ies, or something like that?

I mean, you've raised a good point here Sheepy, the actual fibre of our English language is at stake here. Shame it takes a bloody scotsman to point it out...

But that's not the point!

Now the issue has been raised, I feel we should do something about it.

I would like to create G.O.N.A.D.S, the Group for Organising 'N' Arriving at Decisions regarding Spelling. Or something.

Anyway, I shall be the Chief GONAD, with Sheepy as my right hand ball, er.. I mean man.

Together, we shall spray the contents of GONADS over everyone, making them realised the joy of proper spelling.

Come with us on our quest.

Ah shut up ;-) :D

And poo the word is well you know it.

Argh.. theres another stupid bloke using pants as well.

Whats wrong with pants anyway... ok the name is crap (;-)) but why use it with that... its not right I tells ya.

SHEEPY wrote:
Another terrible thing is the use of the word " pants " to
> describe something that is (low vocabularly) terrible ;-)




What would be better?

Socks?

Boxers?

Vests?

True.

Another terrible thing is the use of the word " pants " to describe something that is (low vocabularly) terrible ;-)

All computers are pants.
It’s not just consoles, but all of them.
I remember when I were a lad, we had nothing but Atari console. And it was pants. Even then, as a kid, I sat there thinking “This is terrible”.

Then I got a BBC Model B: Thunderous clouds of naffness.
Then an Amiga: It smelt funny
Then a Megadrive: it had Sonic. A blue hedgehog in sneakers. Baaaaad.
Then Super Nintendo: Street Fighter made my head hurt and my hands twist.
Then a PS1: It was alright, rubbish for watching DVDs on though
Then a PC: This is ok for a bit, then I had to keep putting things in and adding to it. This is a bad thing.
Then a PS2: It plays movies, sometimes. It plays games, but I don’t like any of them.

So, in summary, every single computer made for games in your home (that I can bothered to write about) are terrible.
So, I am unbiased in my derision and we can now end the “My console is better than yours” spats.

*looks at watch*
34 minutes left.

I’m bored.