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"ALL consoles and computer are pants."

All computers are pants.
It’s not just consoles, but all of them.
I remember when I were a lad, we had nothing but Atari console. And it was pants. Even then, as a kid, I sat there thinking “This is terrible”.

Then I got a BBC Model B: Thunderous clouds of naffness.
Then an Amiga: It smelt funny
Then a Megadrive: it had Sonic. A blue hedgehog in sneakers. Baaaaad.
Then Super Nintendo: Street Fighter made my head hurt and my hands twist.
Then a PS1: It was alright, rubbish for watching DVDs on though
Then a PC: This is ok for a bit, then I had to keep putting things in and adding to it. This is a bad thing.
Then a PS2: It plays movies, sometimes. It plays games, but I don’t like any of them.

So, in summary, every single computer made for games in your home (that I can bothered to write about) are terrible.
So, I am unbiased in my derision and we can now end the “My console is better than yours” spats.

*looks at watch*
34 minutes left.

I’m bored.

ResÆvilfan wrote:
> Dude shut up, You obviously know NOTHING about consoles if you think a PS1 can
> play DVD's and the only thing that smells funny is this attempt at a
> topic

Oh dear.
Oh dear oh dear.

PS1 doesn't play DVD? I must make a note of this.
Or...and this is just a wild accusation:

This entire topic was pointless to highlight the fact that any of the topics about consoles being the best are pointless.

Pants.

I've never said it unless I'm shouting how ridiculos (sp) it sounds... I'm not even going to do that or type it :-D

Your Honour wrote:
> I would like to create
> G.O.N.A.D.S, the Group for Organising 'N' Arriving at Decisions regarding
> Spelling. Or something.

THIEF!!! You've nicked that from my prize winning topic. Check the GAD list for UberSphere. How dare you!? My meaning for G.O.N.A.D.S. was much better though.

Pantaloons :P

VKTR

I'm not saying pants any more.

Things are now Y-fronts.

Shortened to Y-ies.

Next person that says that word is getting 2 years worth of Maths work shoved up the bagpipe.

:-D

Dude shut up, You obviously know NOTHING about consoles if you think a PS1 can play DVD's and the only thing that smells funny is this attempt at a topic

have a nice day :-)

I thought that the Atari 512 (or whatever the equivalent of the Amiga was) was a Y-y.

I didn't think the Megadrive was pants.

When is Snakes128 comming out for the GC then?

However, I think it will be pants, it's just not the same. Pants, pants and more PANTS.

What the heIl are you people complaining about? this guy is playing with you .. we alll know cnsoles rule! well excaption's for BBC 3 ...