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"Someone has to do it"

For the sake of Wings Hauser
For the sake of rock 'n roll tradition
For the sake of my profile

I hereby announce my intention to grow a mullet.
A fully-fledged, Pat Sharp mullet.

I will, through sheer force of will, make mullets cool again.
For too long they have been the realm of Jerry Springer guests, German guitarists and forgotten 80's action heroes.

I say "Hurrah to Mullets"

www.mulletjunky.com

If Patrick Swazye made them cool in Roadhouse, then there can be no other option but to boldly mullet where no man has gone before.

See, Sheepy recognises the potential.

And I did see your pic of you sans mullet.
And you looked good and you know it.

I am rock, I have mullet.

Simple equation

Dye it gold

The man with the golden mullet

Umm... yyyyeeeesssssss...

You yourself sported a Sharpie.

I saw the pic, so you know the coolness of the mullet.
You are ashamed because you lost your power by shearing it off.

Not I

Pfft.

Cuh, eh?

Some people.

Nonce-sense.

Go rent "Roadhouse" to see awesome mullet action.
I was considering cutting my hair off, but now I have a purpose.

I will be a god.

Oh dear oh dear oh dear...

And a healthy dose of 'tut tut' too.

You think I'm joking don't you.

You'll see.
You will look in amazement at me as I strut my stuff with a mullet.

You will whisper to each other "Can it be true?" and it will be.

Worship mullets

Oh dear oh dear...

Oh dear......