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"Someone has to do it"

For the sake of Wings Hauser
For the sake of rock 'n roll tradition
For the sake of my profile

I hereby announce my intention to grow a mullet.
A fully-fledged, Pat Sharp mullet.

I will, through sheer force of will, make mullets cool again.
For too long they have been the realm of Jerry Springer guests, German guitarists and forgotten 80's action heroes.

I say "Hurrah to Mullets"

www.mulletjunky.com

If Patrick Swazye made them cool in Roadhouse, then there can be no other option but to boldly mullet where no man has gone before.

Brothers and sisters:

No more should we pretend that mullets are not cool.
There are websites devoted to this glorious fashion statement.

Who here among us can honestly say that at no point have they ever thought a mullet-sporting action hero was not cool?
Be it Patrick Swayze in Roadhouse or Next of Kin, or Wings Hauser in any of his films.
Or, the most recent case of the slack-jawed yokel that egged John Prescott.

I ask you, were you not proud to see the mighty Prescott not only covered in egg, but to then start a big girly fight with a mullet-wearing farmer?
In that one glorious instant, the mullet was taken from the annals of history and brought into the 21st century.
So I say to you be proud of your "ape drape", rejoice in your Jerry Springer-Guest hair and be proud

*stirring music in background*

They may try to sell us wax and styling gels.
They may tempt us with all manner of follicular styling products and they may tell us that the wet-look curtain style is the current trend.
They may mock you at 1st, but that is only because they fear the inherent cool of the haircut from hell.
For anyone that has worn denim jackets with metal-band patches on.
For anyone that has ever stood at Donington and saluted AC-DC.
For anyone that has ever ordered one of those "Now Mit Nazereth unt Motorhead" CDs that are not available in any shops...

They may take our pictures, they make take our fringes
but they will NEVER...TAKE...OUR...MULLETS!

I had a mullet one day according to the rules.

I had long hair (not really long) last month... and while it was getting cut they started at front so the back was x3 more.

I HAD A MULLET

HURRAH

:-D

*looks in a mirror*

oh boy
i think have achieved mullet status

oh god

Goatboy wrote:

then there can be no other option but to boldly mullet
> where no man has gone before.

Thats "to mullet boldly" - don't split your infinitives :-D

I think i will leave my hair how it is everyday.....like it is when i get up in the morning. :)

Respect Da Mullet!

I think I'll stick with short and spikey myself, but you go for it, Andy ;-D

Wòókiee Møn§†€R wrote:
> So, it's a case of... hair today, more tomorrow... I suppose.


Heheheh. I know so many goths who love that motto... (:)

So, it's a case of... hair today, more tomorrow... I suppose.

well, look at solid snake......


(go to www.mullet.com)

wow what a speech i could actually see the union jack being lowered behind you and the national anthem playing in the background(i know you cant see music(well some people can)but you know what i mean...oh look i'm babbling)

you go goatboy
GROW! GROW that mullet!
FOR THEY WILL BE COOL AGAIN!