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We are starving,
He nicks some of our stuff.
It is artificial.
Or you want to sell it to get money for Special reserve games.
2.We shall not take away Turbonutters pride of Computers unless:
It is to sell it to get a few bob for a new MAXX PC.
He takes our pride away.
Or to take the mic.
3.Though shall not bribe Tony into giving us GAD unless:
You are shameful and have not yet won like...me.
You are a loner and have never seen light before.
or if you have loads of money and want to see him stoop low.
4.Though shall not try to strangle Fogmaster because of his name taking away the pride of some unless:
You want to sue him.
He changes his name to the one and only Fogmaster.
or he launchs an attack on the forum.
5.Though shall not do prank calls to afro joe about his hair style unless:
He dies it pink.
Gets a number 1
or ask's for a fight and you are to scared to fight him.
6.Though shall not hunt down Sheepy for his pure tasting chops unless:
He likes human flesh or ants or fish.
you try to shoot him and he shoots you (it's only fair)!!
or you are a vegetarion on a strike.
7.Newbies will only be hated if they try to over power anyone better than them unless:
They are called this little piggy
maybe moses
or he was once a famous footballer who wants to hangout with the working class.
8.God (tony) will condemn you to hell unless:
You pay him money.
Give him choclate or some of Ants sugar.
or buy games from SR.
9.Notables will be Gods (tony) disciples if they disobey him they shall:
Live a life of hate.
Be dipped in artificial sugar and given to ant
or just become a regular again
10.People who like microsoft will be shot unless:
They give us free money and microsoft products.
there name is Miyamoto
or they give us half a billion pounds
All shall obey and give me money.....
> CJC wrote:
> Thou shalt not SPAM!!!!! or thy SMAPBUSTERS will plague the by
> getting thy
> banned!
The SMAPBUSTERS return?!?!?!?!?
Hmmmm, save that for the notable elction i say, lasy time there was that SPAM war thing...
> Thou shalt not SPAM!!!!! or thy SMAPBUSTERS will plague the by getting thy
> banned!
The SMAPBUSTERS return?!?!?!?!?
> "Thou shalt wait longer than 16 miniutes before complaining nobody has read
> thy topic."
What topic
> Oh dear- read my tagline.
ok ok,spanking time.....
> Interesting set of commandments. Bit too much sugar though.
SUGAR on brain, sugar on the body