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You clear a tight corner on Project Gotham Racing and rack up a nice kudos score.
You kill an elite in Halo who is standing unaware of your presence
You sneak past the guards in Splinter Cell
You complete a mission on Hitman 2 with firing only one shot
You speed up on Moto GP till the graphics blur
You batter everyone in Unreal Championship
You go into bullet time on Max Payne
You rescue 15 Mudokens in Munchs Oddysee
You loot someones house in Morrowind
You snipe some Nazi in Return To Castle Wolfenstein
You cruise down some track listening to your own ripped music in PGR.
You look in awe at the graphics in Panzer Dragoon Orta
You beat your time in Colin Mcrae 3
You rush down the speedway at 1000mph on Quantum Redshift
You bash the buttons so hard you get finger cramp in Dead or Alive 3
You smash a wall to pieces in Otogi
You find out GTA3 is coming to Xbox
*hugs Xbox*
You kill an elite in Halo who is standing unaware of your presence
You sneak past the guards in Splinter Cell
You complete a mission on Hitman 2 with firing only one shot
You speed up on Moto GP till the graphics blur
You batter everyone in Unreal Championship
You go into bullet time on Max Payne
You rescue 15 Mudokens in Munchs Oddysee
You loot someones house in Morrowind
You snipe some Nazi in Return To Castle Wolfenstein
You cruise down some track listening to your own ripped music in PGR.
You look in awe at the graphics in Panzer Dragoon Orta
You beat your time in Colin Mcrae 3
You rush down the speedway at 1000mph on Quantum Redshift
You bash the buttons so hard you get finger cramp in Dead or Alive 3
You smash a wall to pieces in Otogi
You find out GTA3 is coming to Xbox
*hugs Xbox*
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Heh heh. Mark's step by step guide to pi$sing your self whilst playing Halo:
1) Make sure you have at least one plasma grenade.
2) Throw plasma grenade; ensuring it latches onto a Grunt.
3) Watch as Grunt runs around like a headless chicken; screaming and crying like a little pu$sy girl.
4) Behold explosion."
5) Pi$s yourself laughing.
1) Make sure you have at least one plasma grenade.
2) Throw plasma grenade; ensuring it latches onto a Grunt.
3) Watch as Grunt runs around like a headless chicken; screaming and crying like a little pu$sy girl.
4) Behold explosion."
5) Pi$s yourself laughing.
You clear a tight corner on Project Gotham Racing and rack up a nice kudos score.
You kill an elite in Halo who is standing unaware of your presence
You sneak past the guards in Splinter Cell
You complete a mission on Hitman 2 with firing only one shot
You speed up on Moto GP till the graphics blur
You batter everyone in Unreal Championship
You go into bullet time on Max Payne
You rescue 15 Mudokens in Munchs Oddysee
You loot someones house in Morrowind
You snipe some Nazi in Return To Castle Wolfenstein
You cruise down some track listening to your own ripped music in PGR.
You look in awe at the graphics in Panzer Dragoon Orta
You beat your time in Colin Mcrae 3
You rush down the speedway at 1000mph on Quantum Redshift
You bash the buttons so hard you get finger cramp in Dead or Alive 3
You smash a wall to pieces in Otogi
You find out GTA3 is coming to Xbox
*hugs Xbox*
You kill an elite in Halo who is standing unaware of your presence
You sneak past the guards in Splinter Cell
You complete a mission on Hitman 2 with firing only one shot
You speed up on Moto GP till the graphics blur
You batter everyone in Unreal Championship
You go into bullet time on Max Payne
You rescue 15 Mudokens in Munchs Oddysee
You loot someones house in Morrowind
You snipe some Nazi in Return To Castle Wolfenstein
You cruise down some track listening to your own ripped music in PGR.
You look in awe at the graphics in Panzer Dragoon Orta
You beat your time in Colin Mcrae 3
You rush down the speedway at 1000mph on Quantum Redshift
You bash the buttons so hard you get finger cramp in Dead or Alive 3
You smash a wall to pieces in Otogi
You find out GTA3 is coming to Xbox
*hugs Xbox*
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