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Ok, this is meant in no sexist way, just a goof-off topic.
So, with that in mind, let's begin.
Boobs are wasted on women.
They don't appreciate them at all. They think they are there for feeding children, when in fact they are a man's best friend.
Our personal home-entertainment system that requires no plug-ins (unless you are both broad minded) and you can play for hours.
Man, if I was a woman, I'd stay at home all day and take showers.
Sorry but it's the truth.
I asked the women here if they did, y'know...and they said "No, they're just there"
"Yeah but I would"
"Well, if we had a todger, we wouldn't play with it constantly"
"Why not? I do"
Why do women get to have boobs and we don't? (Unless you're really fat, but hairy-man breasts aren't the same)
It's not fair, we appreciate them so much more than they do.
Yet they squander the opportunity to, and they could have a rummage any time they wanted to.
Biology taunts us.
So, with that in mind, let's begin.
Boobs are wasted on women.
They don't appreciate them at all. They think they are there for feeding children, when in fact they are a man's best friend.
Our personal home-entertainment system that requires no plug-ins (unless you are both broad minded) and you can play for hours.
Man, if I was a woman, I'd stay at home all day and take showers.
Sorry but it's the truth.
I asked the women here if they did, y'know...and they said "No, they're just there"
"Yeah but I would"
"Well, if we had a todger, we wouldn't play with it constantly"
"Why not? I do"
Why do women get to have boobs and we don't? (Unless you're really fat, but hairy-man breasts aren't the same)
It's not fair, we appreciate them so much more than they do.
Yet they squander the opportunity to, and they could have a rummage any time they wanted to.
Biology taunts us.
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I once heard a story about a man that had implants put in. I can't believe it though.
Apparently he lost a bet, and had to have them in for a year. After the year, he decided to keep them.
Apparently he lost a bet, and had to have them in for a year. After the year, he decided to keep them.
Sorry to hear that Meka.
And yes, they do complain about the size etc.
They wont listen to us when we say "I love them. Honestly, I do."
My girlfriend bought me some joke-shop rubber ones for my birthday, but it's not the same.
But I appreciated the thought.
And yes, they do complain about the size etc.
They wont listen to us when we say "I love them. Honestly, I do."
My girlfriend bought me some joke-shop rubber ones for my birthday, but it's not the same.
But I appreciated the thought.
When my wife was pregnant her breast grew in size. Was she as happy as I was? No, she had trouble finding a place to do a bra big enough. Did she listen to my suggestions of simply not wearing one? No completely ignored.
Now she reckons she'll need them 'lifted' in 10 years or so. I'd lift them, I tell her. I'd carry them everywhere I go. But does she listen? No, no she doesn't.
My wife broke her little toe on Tuesday.
Now she reckons she'll need them 'lifted' in 10 years or so. I'd lift them, I tell her. I'd carry them everywhere I go. But does she listen? No, no she doesn't.
My wife broke her little toe on Tuesday.
Yeah, but why don't they take every opportunity to shuffle about with them?
We do.
Dammit, it's not fair. Fantastic things, and we have to work so hard to get at them.
They have them to hand (so to speak) and yet I have NEVER seen one single woman happy about it.
It's always "Too small" or "too big", when we're thinkig "Shut it Goldilocks, they're just right".
We do.
Dammit, it's not fair. Fantastic things, and we have to work so hard to get at them.
They have them to hand (so to speak) and yet I have NEVER seen one single woman happy about it.
It's always "Too small" or "too big", when we're thinkig "Shut it Goldilocks, they're just right".
Thank you for the mammories.....
My wife didn't think breasts were for feeding children. She said it felt freaky and horrid.
My wife didn't think breasts were for feeding children. She said it felt freaky and horrid.
Ok, this is meant in no sexist way, just a goof-off topic.
So, with that in mind, let's begin.
Boobs are wasted on women.
They don't appreciate them at all. They think they are there for feeding children, when in fact they are a man's best friend.
Our personal home-entertainment system that requires no plug-ins (unless you are both broad minded) and you can play for hours.
Man, if I was a woman, I'd stay at home all day and take showers.
Sorry but it's the truth.
I asked the women here if they did, y'know...and they said "No, they're just there"
"Yeah but I would"
"Well, if we had a todger, we wouldn't play with it constantly"
"Why not? I do"
Why do women get to have boobs and we don't? (Unless you're really fat, but hairy-man breasts aren't the same)
It's not fair, we appreciate them so much more than they do.
Yet they squander the opportunity to, and they could have a rummage any time they wanted to.
Biology taunts us.
So, with that in mind, let's begin.
Boobs are wasted on women.
They don't appreciate them at all. They think they are there for feeding children, when in fact they are a man's best friend.
Our personal home-entertainment system that requires no plug-ins (unless you are both broad minded) and you can play for hours.
Man, if I was a woman, I'd stay at home all day and take showers.
Sorry but it's the truth.
I asked the women here if they did, y'know...and they said "No, they're just there"
"Yeah but I would"
"Well, if we had a todger, we wouldn't play with it constantly"
"Why not? I do"
Why do women get to have boobs and we don't? (Unless you're really fat, but hairy-man breasts aren't the same)
It's not fair, we appreciate them so much more than they do.
Yet they squander the opportunity to, and they could have a rummage any time they wanted to.
Biology taunts us.
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