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"Pointless fun topic because I'm in a good mood"

Ok, this is meant in no sexist way, just a goof-off topic.
So, with that in mind, let's begin.

Boobs are wasted on women.
They don't appreciate them at all. They think they are there for feeding children, when in fact they are a man's best friend.

Our personal home-entertainment system that requires no plug-ins (unless you are both broad minded) and you can play for hours.

Man, if I was a woman, I'd stay at home all day and take showers.
Sorry but it's the truth.
I asked the women here if they did, y'know...and they said "No, they're just there"
"Yeah but I would"
"Well, if we had a todger, we wouldn't play with it constantly"
"Why not? I do"

Why do women get to have boobs and we don't? (Unless you're really fat, but hairy-man breasts aren't the same)
It's not fair, we appreciate them so much more than they do.
Yet they squander the opportunity to, and they could have a rummage any time they wanted to.

Biology taunts us.

cumbrianeagle wrote:
> BORGDRONE wrote:
> Hmmm... baps... (in a Homer Simpson
> stylee!!!)

Would have to disagree,

Hmmm... Pies :D


Yeah, but since when have breasts been referred to as "pies"?

Wòókiee Møn§†€R wrote:
> I bet he felt a right t**.

hahhhaahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
*oh i cant breath*

BORGDRONE wrote:
> Hmmm... baps... (in a Homer Simpson stylee!!!)

Would have to disagree,

Hmmm... Pies :D

Hmmm... baps... (in a Homer Simpson stylee!!!)

*faints with laughter*

I doubt very much he sees his friends all too often now, anyway. New age hermit.

Popular with his mates though.

And circus folk

Are you sure he didn't win the bet?

Yeah that is true, I saw the interview on the news.

Spooky looking things, but he was happy.
And the fact he kept them proved my point to me.

Freak or Lucky?

I bet he felt a right t**.

And very probably a left one, too.