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"Most Dangerous Control."

What could it be, other than a console control for moving on screen characters and simple movements there must be more than the gaming use for a control.....


{thinking}.... BINGO.

Weapons, console controls make excellent weapons with there coil and hard plastic(normally) cases. I am going to go through the controls with there disadvantages and advantages.

SNES- Very hard, strong cable entrance hole at top, but sadly it has the bad advantage of being curved on the left and right side, which makes it hard to cause incuts and scratches into the face of your opponent. 6/10

Playstation/2- Ohhh, a playstation controller has a lovely cable to swing around your head and release to fly towards your opponents face, a lovely advantage of those Sony controls. Sadly round edges are deeply annoying when all you want to cause is pain. 8/10

Dreamcast- A controller with a difference in the art of violent behaviour, this controller has the round edges which can annoy the violent kind but with the two corner cuts at the bottom of the controller we have a control with enough edge to cause a couple of satis'fly'ing marks and cuts. But sadly there are the smooth top and nicely curved plastic shape that let it down. 8/10

N64- Smooth, nice to hold, rounded and curvly- DISGUSTING. The only truely nice asset to this control is the actual three extended handle points, which can really hurt on impact to a face of soft tissue part... well apart from that, dont pick this control up for a fight.

NES- My favorite, with is brick like shape and very tough and durable case we now have the best of the bunch with, with its shape right angle corners and excellently strong lead this is the control for any 'controllerwars'. Simple, hard, corner power and effective. 10/10

Oh, and dont go using these as weapons or anything, as believe me, I did my research for this topic, and got in hell-a-load of trouble.

Thanks
RRS

Fogmaster wrote:
> This topics a bit crazy, dangerous controllers? eh?

Only stupid people would listen.

Hehehehe, so you guys thought my topic was sick, well then, you really haven't seen my face... now that is a sick picture.

Looking at me, will haunt you forever.

This topics a bit crazy, dangerous controllers? eh?

That Megadrive Joystick thing looked preety leathal, I certainly wouldn't wanna have one of them thrown at me.

My brother once chucked a Nes pad at me and it hit me on the head, the flaming thing cut my head open and i lost lots of blood.

Dringo smiles pulls out a controller flings it in the air and BAM shot it with a shotgun, er-no sees Dringo's shot gun adn runs.....

*er-no finds his extra NES controller and puts it in his colege back for tommorrow*

unique topic!!!

you can't use a gamecube though cus nintendo removed all small parts so kids don't eat em, BAHAHAHAHA

Atari Jaguar pad.
Huge.
Will have the same effect as a demolition ball.

POP!

For, er... whoever wrote this.