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"something to keep u up all night"

right, this is how it works.

i start off this story then everyone that posts here adds another scentace to it, OK.
right–

once upon a time there was a lonely chedder samwich......

Rickyfire wrote:
> he was so pleased, that he had a heart attack, but it didn't matter because...
his liver was artificial it was a pair of socks glued together the parectemol....and the box formed a new liver but the pressure was too high and his appendix exploded so he had to get an.....

went into the realm of insanity(!) where they...

then a man in pin striped boxer shorts came in, he said in a loud and very camp voice

"oh hello sailor"

at that point some sailors came out of a strange chocolate highway apparently they had just dropped anchor in poo bay

and then they:

he was so pleased, that he had a heart attack, but it didn't matter because...

he took the paracetemol, THE WHOLE BOX!

Rickyfire wrote:
> his heart started again, for the first time in ten years, because...
of his faulty artificial heart which was really a chedder sandwich which reacted with the parecetamol and gave him a real heart.....

his heart started again, for the first time in ten years, because...

micheal owen cam up to him and gave him a kick up the bum which restored his life unfortunatly his head was seriously hurting he took some Paracetamol and.....

football stadium where 29 english fans/hooligans beat the hell out of him and left him for dead until....

had a really strong feeling of deja vous...