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Here is a quick little survey that is a bit of fun to discover just how grosse you really are.
1. Your sitting on a crowded bus and you suddenly get the urge to pick your nose. What do you do?
a)Wait until you get home
b)Produce a large tissue and blow
c)Wait until no one is watching and have a quick pick, pretending to scratch your nose
d)Have a deep troll, grunting noisily with satisfaction and wipe a big loogie on the coat of the person in front.
2. You have been playing football after school and you're hot and sweety. If you take a tower you'll be late home. What do you do?
a)Leave 15 minutes early giving you lots of time to shower before you go hime
b)Race home and have a shower when you get back
c)Wet your hair and fake it - no one will ever know
d)Go home and hang your sweaty shirt on a radiator so you can wear it for the rest of the week
3. How often do you cut your toenails?
a)Every week
b)Once a month
c)You wait until your nails are growing into your toes and it's getting painful to walk
d)Never; they should drop off naturally when they are ready.
4. You're baby sitting and find your kid brother cleaning the toilet with your dad's toothbrush. What do you do?
a)Grass up your brother when your dad gets home
b)Give the brush a good wash and put it back in it's place
c)Shake the brush a bit and then put it back in it's place
d)Put the brush back and go and watch TV.
5. How long is your tongue?
a)Pathetically short
b)I can touch my nose
c)I can lick my eyebrows
d)I can close the door without getting out of bed.
6. You spot an old boot on the side of the road. What do you do?
a)Ignore it. It carries germs
b)See how far you can throw it
c)Bring it home and hide it in your sister's bed
d)Grope around in the hedge to find the other one. They're your size
7. How often do you clean your teeth?
a)After every meal
b)Whenever you remember
c)When they get rough and sticky
d)Never; chewing loogies is the best way to prevent cavities.
8. What's your ideal pet?
a)A fluffy kitten or puppy
b)A reptile
c)An Ecudar tree frog. Animals that can disguise themselves as lumps of droppings are so cool.
Now add your score up giving yourself 0 points for every (a) answer, 3 points for every (b) answer, 5 points for every (c) amd 10 pointes for (d).
0 Your a real no-hoper. You've never done anything grosse in your life. For you, 'eating your greens' means tucking into 5 plates of healthy vegetables.
1-40 You can be dull but have occasional flashes or gross brilliance.
41-69 With a little more practise you'll be loogie-mining on the bus with the pros. Go on! Surrender to your baser instincts
70-100 You have no friends and a natural talent for ignoring both personal and pulic sanitation. You are a truly revolting individual. Well Done!!
Sorry about that I was just bored and had to find something to do. Now write down your score and your answer to each question. Sorry about this.
1. Your sitting on a crowded bus and you suddenly get the urge to pick your nose. What do you do?
a)Wait until you get home
b)Produce a large tissue and blow
c)Wait until no one is watching and have a quick pick, pretending to scratch your nose
d)Have a deep troll, grunting noisily with satisfaction and wipe a big loogie on the coat of the person in front.
2. You have been playing football after school and you're hot and sweety. If you take a tower you'll be late home. What do you do?
a)Leave 15 minutes early giving you lots of time to shower before you go hime
b)Race home and have a shower when you get back
c)Wet your hair and fake it - no one will ever know
d)Go home and hang your sweaty shirt on a radiator so you can wear it for the rest of the week
3. How often do you cut your toenails?
a)Every week
b)Once a month
c)You wait until your nails are growing into your toes and it's getting painful to walk
d)Never; they should drop off naturally when they are ready.
4. You're baby sitting and find your kid brother cleaning the toilet with your dad's toothbrush. What do you do?
a)Grass up your brother when your dad gets home
b)Give the brush a good wash and put it back in it's place
c)Shake the brush a bit and then put it back in it's place
d)Put the brush back and go and watch TV.
5. How long is your tongue?
a)Pathetically short
b)I can touch my nose
c)I can lick my eyebrows
d)I can close the door without getting out of bed.
6. You spot an old boot on the side of the road. What do you do?
a)Ignore it. It carries germs
b)See how far you can throw it
c)Bring it home and hide it in your sister's bed
d)Grope around in the hedge to find the other one. They're your size
7. How often do you clean your teeth?
a)After every meal
b)Whenever you remember
c)When they get rough and sticky
d)Never; chewing loogies is the best way to prevent cavities.
8. What's your ideal pet?
a)A fluffy kitten or puppy
b)A reptile
c)An Ecudar tree frog. Animals that can disguise themselves as lumps of droppings are so cool.
Now add your score up giving yourself 0 points for every (a) answer, 3 points for every (b) answer, 5 points for every (c) amd 10 pointes for (d).
0 Your a real no-hoper. You've never done anything grosse in your life. For you, 'eating your greens' means tucking into 5 plates of healthy vegetables.
1-40 You can be dull but have occasional flashes or gross brilliance.
41-69 With a little more practise you'll be loogie-mining on the bus with the pros. Go on! Surrender to your baser instincts
70-100 You have no friends and a natural talent for ignoring both personal and pulic sanitation. You are a truly revolting individual. Well Done!!
Sorry about that I was just bored and had to find something to do. Now write down your score and your answer to each question. Sorry about this.
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you caught me !! i got 19 ! im a clean , well mannered little lad , but those questions dont do me any justice !! i can be really grose ! im the only one that will eat stuff off the floor that has just landed on it , and loads of [people think im grose , but yet im still popular !! you just have to even the groseness out a bit , so you arent grose all the time , then people like you !! :-)
hahahahahahhahahahah , that was the funiest thing ive read all week !! nice one boxer !! oh yeah i scored 100 !! im tyhe groseest one here !!!
shaneo wrote:
> Really PE?
Erm........ I was only messing, i actually did quite well and got 33 but that sounds boring and there was no point posting that, so there you go. Im not a slob, sorry.
> Really PE?
Erm........ I was only messing, i actually did quite well and got 33 but that sounds boring and there was no point posting that, so there you go. Im not a slob, sorry.
Really PE?
I fell in the 1-40 range
I scored 65!! Im going to have to clean my act up!
I scored 39.
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